Jizzle

Jizz that fizzles because its incapable of impregnating.
The fertility doctor says my husband shoots nothing but jizzle. I'll never get pregnant!
by Indy Sparkplug May 06, 2010
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Jizzle

A positively beautiful male individual with impeccable standards in kindness and care. The most incredible person on the planet can also be described as a Jizzle and also has the ability to change lives. Clearly unmissable and ultimately spectacular, the Jizzle is not someone to simply pass by.
"you're so lucky you have jizzle, he's amazing"
"i'm the luckiest girl alive, i have jizzle"
by Marizzle:] February 16, 2008
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Jizzle

I'll shoot jizzle from ma pizzle in your snizzle fo shizzle

I will shoot hot cum in your face you hot bitch, for sure
by Rich August 21, 2003
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Jizzle

She was giving me head and I noticed a weird mole on the side of her face and jizzled everywhere man!
by Nortegirl1234 January 05, 2011
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Jizzle

A positively beautiful male individual with impeccable standards in kindness and care. The most incredible person on the planet can also be described as a Jizzle and also has the ability to change lives. Clearly unmissable and ultimately spectacular, the Jizzle is not someone to simply pass by.
"you're so lucky you have jizzle, he's amazing"
"i'm the luckiest girl alive, i have jizzle"
by Marizzle :] February 14, 2008
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Jizzle

Jizzle is the Olympic sport of distance-jizzing. The point system consists of precision based evaluations; the closer a competitor is to jizzing into the target, most often an old soda can, the higher their score will be. The current gold medal holder, and known world record holder, is one Sterling S.O.
Man, I've been training day and night for the Jizzle competition in Bejing this year! I want the gold! Give me the gold!
by DaKlaw September 13, 2009
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Jizzle

One of the coolest people you know.
Can also be used as "Jiz".
by Headz September 13, 2003
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