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jordach
Adjective- almost the same as chav only more so.
Describes the sort of person that one sees in hanging around the job centre/social security office usually identified by gold rings, sportswear, baseball caps, a below average IQ, related parents and children with "exotic" names eg. Chantelle, Rochella or Daralyn
Describes the sort of person that one sees in hanging around the job centre/social security office usually identified by gold rings, sportswear, baseball caps, a below average IQ, related parents and children with "exotic" names eg. Chantelle, Rochella or Daralyn
Jordache
Jordache by jilladelphia* January 18, 2004
Jordasm
jordasaurus
An intelligent, feral creature of unknown origin. They are known to roar and bite at any sign of provocation, but become tame when provided with coffee.
jordasaurus by wittiest December 1, 2021
Jordanhill
There is an excess of magpies in Jordanhill.
You heading back to J-hill today?
Damn right, it rocks there!
You heading back to J-hill today?
Damn right, it rocks there!
Jordanhill by Brian the hoover December 13, 2008
jordanhead
People who have their jordans #1 in their life. They own a bunch of them and do anything just to keep 'em nice'n clean.
jordanhead by CANDyfkNBABy23 December 23, 2009
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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