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Adjective- almost the same as chav only more so.

Describes the sort of person that one sees in hanging around the job centre/social security office usually identified by gold rings, sportswear, baseball caps, a below average IQ, related parents and children with "exotic" names eg. Chantelle, Rochella or Daralyn
I hate going to the job centre it's always full of Jordachs.

I can't believe that jordach called her kid cacherelle
jordach by gordie303 December 10, 2005
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Jordache 

80's jeans I never want to see any of you wearing on purpose.
*See: whitetrash women's clothing accessories for one-hundred, bob
Jordache by jilladelphia* January 18, 2004
1:a orgasm given by a person named jordan
2:a really hot chick
OMG!! i just had an jordasm
Jordasm by Jordasm January 3, 2008

jordasaurus 

An intelligent, feral creature of unknown origin. They are known to roar and bite at any sign of provocation, but become tame when provided with coffee.
The jordasaurus ripped his arm off after he spilt her coffee
jordasaurus by wittiest December 1, 2021

Jordanhill 

Jordanhill is in Glasgow. It is cool. We live here!
There is an excess of magpies in Jordanhill.

You heading back to J-hill today?
Damn right, it rocks there!
Jordanhill by Brian the hoover December 13, 2008

jordanhead

People who have their jordans #1 in their life. They own a bunch of them and do anything just to keep 'em nice'n clean.
Jasons' closet is full of nothing but jordans. He a jordanhead.
jordanhead by CANDyfkNBABy23 December 23, 2009