jordanhead

People who have their jordans #1 in their life. They own a bunch of them and do anything just to keep 'em nice'n clean.

Jasons' closet is full of nothing but jordans. He a jordanhead.

by CANDyfkNBABy23 December 23, 2009

Jordaned

When a gay man comes onto you so hard, you don’t know whether you’re coming or going (“come” not in the filthy sense)

“My god, I think I’ve just been Jordaned by that gorgeous man over there!”

by boredom4382 August 31, 2019

Jordanea

(Jor-dayne-ya)

1. A slang word.
A unique name sometimes used in Australia to replace "Jordan."
The meaning of the name is "Hopeful Soul."

2. A curse.
Causes the one under the spell to be consumed in hope.

It is said, the curse makes it very hard to give things up; especially if they had really connected with who or what it is.

"Good'ay Jordanea"

The Jordanea caused him to not be able to let go of his past, or his preasent.

by AussiePrincess February 5, 2010

jordaned

To pull a sick move on someone while on the basketball court, such as a turnaround fadeaway or breaking someones ankles then throwing it down.

Damn dude, he just jordaned your ass.

by Nandizzle November 8, 2005

Jordaned

One who breaks fucking EVERYTHING! i mean, seriously, WOW, he breaks a lot of friggin stuff. like door knobs and car windshields and stair cases.

dude, you Jordaned my fuckin door! AGAIN!

by cnelsngmfi March 2, 2009

Jordaned

To build up a series of bar tabs and leave without paying them.

"Did you hear about that guy? He had tabs in 5 bars and then Jordaned"
"What a Douche Canoe."

by Turtbobsquirtpants August 23, 2018

Jordaned

When a man splurges in his pants from minimal sexual activity as a needed pent up release due to sexual abstinence. Often when at a Vegas club, wanting to get down on the dance floor, slightly passionate kissing, etc etc etc. Or in a little Vegas Chapel. Happens often in Provo Utah.

Bro I totally just JORDANED in my pants when that girl backed her booty up on me!!! Billy too!!

by Jazzy J dog May 28, 2017