jordachi 

A person who is fancy and has lots of jell in hair

All of the girls love JOrdachi

jordachi by Jordan Mull December 24, 2007

jordach 

Adjective- almost the same as chav only more so.

Describes the sort of person that one sees in hanging around the job centre/social security office usually identified by gold rings, sportswear, baseball caps, a below average IQ, related parents and children with "exotic" names eg. Chantelle, Rochella or Daralyn

I hate going to the job centre it's always full of Jordachs.

I can't believe that jordach called her kid cacherelle

jordach by gordie303 December 10, 2005

jordacious 

adj. so amazing its beyond terrestrial existence; so amazing to sit in the position between God and Jesus (which would be on God's elbow)

Tiffany: "Girl, did you see that sexy stud over there?"
Natasha: "Yeah, he's so jordacious. You wouldn't stand a chance. Me on the other hand...."

jordacious by blasphemer360 February 25, 2010

Jordache 

80's jeans I never want to see any of you wearing on purpose.

*See: whitetrash women's clothing accessories for one-hundred, bob

Jordache by jilladelphia* January 18, 2004

jordanchime 

that one kid with a high pitched voice and a blacklist from every department

Tyler: did you see that kid with a blacklist from every department

Beast: yeah that kid jordanchime

jordanchime by pielaw January 29, 2019

Jordanhill 

Jordanhill is in Glasgow. It is cool. We live here!

There is an excess of magpies in Jordanhill.

You heading back to J-hill today?
Damn right, it rocks there!

Jordanhill by Brian the hoover December 13, 2008

Jordache 

a dead body found in unexpected circumstances.

derives from English scouse-soap, Brookside (now defunct) when Trevor Jordache was found buried under the patio - a truly classic TV moment.

"i was just walking the dog in the woods when i stumbled upon a large heap of clothing. When i looked more closely, to my horror i realised it was a Jordache."

Jordache by StymieSi June 11, 2006