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Hot Chick/Guy 1: Whos that over there?
Hot Chick/Guy 2: Thats Joash bro hes fucking hot
Joash by Joash's Lover July 3, 2021
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No me jodas

A phrase used to respond to a ridiculously untrue statement. Can also be used to reply to a laughable argument.

Literal: don't fuck with me/don't waste my time
Similar to: "bitch please" "whatever!"
Friend: But Ronaldo is better than Messi because he is more tan.
Me: Pero no me jodas!!!
No me jodas by sirsirpirsir September 6, 2016
He is funny, loving, caring, random and the list goes on and on. He loves making people smile and laugh just for the heck of it which I love. He is also a person you can trust with anything! Any problem you might have and he will also give you advice. I trust him so much and I also care for him. He likes to hurdle he says he is not the best but I think he is. Everyday he gets better I believe in him so much that I think he will make it to CIF. You can easily become his friend. I don't regret meeting him he is one of the greatest friends ever!! Eu ti amo muito.
Joash by ronnie_57 May 16, 2013
A punch, or if it's used as "jodasos" it means fighting.
Cleto: Bro, I heard you threw jodasos with some gavacho at Allsup's last night.
Jesús: Por serio, carnal. I handed it to that pinche guero puto, a la madre.
jodaso by El Don Diguidi August 23, 2005
Joash is a really cool person who everyone likes and is extremely funny. He is naturally talented at everything especially with the girls.
That's a joash right there!
Joash by BenPhilip March 16, 2017

no jodas 

spanish words meaning not to be played around with ; '' yea right '' ; dont fuck around ; no hodas.
no jodas hijo de puta.
no jodas yo no amo esa mujer
no jodas.
no jodas by Raffa August 19, 2003
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

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