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basketball shoes for people that don't play basketball
ex:

person 1: dude you just stepped on my jordans!?! they where like 350 dollars!?! i put everything i had in those
person 2: kys
Jordans by Papa Kancer October 21, 2016
shoes endorsed by the best basketball player of all time. much respect to mike but ... they are way overrated. they are pretty ugly. they have played-out style. they don't impress anyone besides other jordan posers. if they weren't jordans, then nobody would ever buy them. air jordans are a waste of money for those posers and hypebeasts who have no style.
Sneakerhead: oh ya, son! my mom gave me her cradit crd so i jus bot a 3rd a pair of IV's!!!11
Hypebeast: dats awesome!!!!!@@ so you pretty much got the same thing but a difrent color????
Sneakerhead: dam rite!!!@!!!2
Hypebeast: u r 2 kooool! i luv jordansss!
Sneakerhead: inorite!
Girl: You guys are lame...
jordans by elaine!!!! April 13, 2008
Slang for 23-inch tire rims. The term is in reference to Michael Jordan's jersey number 23.
"Are those 21-inch rims on your Impala?"
"No man, them be Jordans."
Jordans by Richard Roundtree May 20, 2006
A n*gga's Favorite shoes.
"Bitch! Don't step on my Jordans!"
Jordans by john00 January 30, 2015
Expensive shoes worn by the douchebags in school.
Thomas: Check out Trevor strutting around the school in those Jordans.
Michael: ikr! He's a real douchebag.
Thomas: ikr!
Jordans by CashNetUSAdotcomMan August 5, 2018
Look at those jordans over there!
Jordans by Dots of dream snot July 21, 2016
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