Jordasm

1:a orgasm given by a person named jordan
2:a really hot chick

OMG!! i just had an jordasm

by Jordasm January 3, 2008

jordamn

a unique nickname given to a girl whose name is jordan that happens to be more than attractive. usually very sexy and seductive.

oh shit, can it be? it is! its jordamn! (emphasize the damn)

by nybro4evr May 18, 2008

Jorgasmic

Used to describe the orgasmic quality of tortilla (spanish omelette) made by Jorge F, the magician, not the model.

WOW! That omelette was Jorgasmic!!

by Sroze876786 July 16, 2011

Jorgasm

When a joke is so funny that the physical response is akin to that of an orgasm. Usually paired with words like "oh, oh God! Yes!"

"Oh God! That joke was so funny I just jorgasmed (in my pants)!"

by Foxykubs May 7, 2011

jordash

A word that's not on the american flag.

No, jordash isn't on the flag.

by Weeeee August 19, 2003

jordasaurus

An intelligent, feral creature of unknown origin. They are known to roar and bite at any sign of provocation, but become tame when provided with coffee.

The jordasaurus ripped his arm off after he spilt her coffee

by wittiest December 1, 2021

Jordgasm

Noun; an explosion of extreme nerdiness, similar to an orgasm, can also occur when dreaming about waterfall sex and staring at clouds. This usually happens after one plays Magic: The Gathering, reads Japanese comics, and watches Anime. A "Jordgasm" may also occur when one jams out on the bass guitar. This may also be used as an extremely annoying nickname to call someone named "Jordan"

Bob: I heard Jim went to that Magic: The Gathering convention.
Tom: Yeah, I was there. He was so excited he had a Jordgasm.

Hey! What's going on Jordgasm?

by thejordgasm December 19, 2011