Jordache 

80's jeans I never want to see any of you wearing on purpose.

*See: whitetrash women's clothing accessories for one-hundred, bob

Jordache by jilladelphia* January 18, 2004

Jordache 

a dead body found in unexpected circumstances.

derives from English scouse-soap, Brookside (now defunct) when Trevor Jordache was found buried under the patio - a truly classic TV moment.

"i was just walking the dog in the woods when i stumbled upon a large heap of clothing. When i looked more closely, to my horror i realised it was a Jordache."

Jordache by StymieSi June 11, 2006

Jordache 

A white male with blonde hair and blue eyes. Jordache is known for being a very angry person. Going along with his anger Jordache is known to be very short.

Why is Jordache so angry?

Jordache by A random user 21928383 November 21, 2021

Jordiche 

A human male characterized by wearing a leather jacket, unbuttoned dress shirt, with slicked-back hair, and is often of Greek or Arabic lineage.

That guy over there with his hand on that girl's ass is such a jordiche!

Jordiche by Jeff Jackson April 23, 2006

jordach 

Adjective- almost the same as chav only more so.

Describes the sort of person that one sees in hanging around the job centre/social security office usually identified by gold rings, sportswear, baseball caps, a below average IQ, related parents and children with "exotic" names eg. Chantelle, Rochella or Daralyn

I hate going to the job centre it's always full of Jordachs.

I can't believe that jordach called her kid cacherelle

jordach by gordie303 December 10, 2005

jordanhead

People who have their jordans #1 in their life. They own a bunch of them and do anything just to keep 'em nice'n clean.

Jasons' closet is full of nothing but jordans. He a jordanhead.

jordanhead by CANDyfkNBABy23 December 23, 2009

jordachi 

A person who is fancy and has lots of jell in hair

All of the girls love JOrdachi

jordachi by Jordan Mull December 24, 2007