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Jordache 

a dead body found in unexpected circumstances.

derives from English scouse-soap, Brookside (now defunct) when Trevor Jordache was found buried under the patio - a truly classic TV moment.
"i was just walking the dog in the woods when i stumbled upon a large heap of clothing. When i looked more closely, to my horror i realised it was a Jordache."
Jordache by StymieSi June 11, 2006

Jordache 

A white male with blonde hair and blue eyes. Jordache is known for being a very angry person. Going along with his anger Jordache is known to be very short.
Why is Jordache so angry?
Jordache by A random user 21928383 November 21, 2021

Jordiche 

A human male characterized by wearing a leather jacket, unbuttoned dress shirt, with slicked-back hair, and is often of Greek or Arabic lineage.
That guy over there with his hand on that girl's ass is such a jordiche!
Jordiche by Jeff Jackson April 23, 2006
Adjective- almost the same as chav only more so.

Describes the sort of person that one sees in hanging around the job centre/social security office usually identified by gold rings, sportswear, baseball caps, a below average IQ, related parents and children with "exotic" names eg. Chantelle, Rochella or Daralyn
I hate going to the job centre it's always full of Jordachs.

I can't believe that jordach called her kid cacherelle
jordach by gordie303 December 10, 2005

jordanhead

People who have their jordans #1 in their life. They own a bunch of them and do anything just to keep 'em nice'n clean.
Jasons' closet is full of nothing but jordans. He a jordanhead.
jordanhead by CANDyfkNBABy23 December 23, 2009

jordachi 

A person who is fancy and has lots of jell in hair
All of the girls love JOrdachi
jordachi by Jordan Mull December 24, 2007
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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