jordach

Adjective- almost the same as chav only more so.

Describes the sort of person that one sees in hanging around the job centre/social security office usually identified by gold rings, sportswear, baseball caps, a below average IQ, related parents and children with "exotic" names eg. Chantelle, Rochella or Daralyn

I hate going to the job centre it's always full of Jordachs.

I can't believe that jordach called her kid cacherelle

by gordie303 December 10, 2005

Jordiche

A human male characterized by wearing a leather jacket, unbuttoned dress shirt, with slicked-back hair, and is often of Greek or Arabic lineage.

That guy over there with his hand on that girl's ass is such a jordiche!

by Jeff Jackson April 23, 2006

jordacious

adj. so amazing its beyond terrestrial existence; so amazing to sit in the position between God and Jesus (which would be on God's elbow)

Tiffany: "Girl, did you see that sexy stud over there?"
Natasha: "Yeah, he's so jordacious. You wouldn't stand a chance. Me on the other hand...."

by blasphemer360 February 25, 2010

Jordache

80's jeans I never want to see any of you wearing on purpose.

*See: whitetrash women's clothing accessories for one-hundred, bob

by jilladelphia* January 18, 2004

jordash

A word that's not on the american flag.

No, jordash isn't on the flag.

by Weeeee August 19, 2003

jordanchime

that one kid with a high pitched voice and a blacklist from every department

Tyler: did you see that kid with a blacklist from every department

Beast: yeah that kid jordanchime

by pielaw January 29, 2019

Jordanhill

Jordanhill is in Glasgow. It is cool. We live here!

There is an excess of magpies in Jordanhill.

You heading back to J-hill today?
Damn right, it rocks there!

by Brian the hoover December 13, 2008