jonxed
"Dude I jonxed Ryal hardcore in Ventrilo yesterday and I was put in Hyde's Buttsex Bungalo mid-ownage."
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Kim Jonged
1. To be one-upped (repeatedly) by the supposed underdog in a game of nuclear brinkmanship.
2. To have your servers hacked by agents of a country that goes dark at night.
3. To be soundly beaten in an old-timey name-calling war (you lob a lyrically irrelevant insult based on a '70s Elton John song, and are hit back with a surprisingly apt burn that sounds like your name and brings an archaic word back into the modern lexicon: Dotard)
4. To spit vitriol, exposing your inability to actually do anything, and escalating a dangerous game of chicken.
5. To be punked, again and again, by the fat kid with the SpongeBob SquarePants undercut.
2. To have your servers hacked by agents of a country that goes dark at night.
3. To be soundly beaten in an old-timey name-calling war (you lob a lyrically irrelevant insult based on a '70s Elton John song, and are hit back with a surprisingly apt burn that sounds like your name and brings an archaic word back into the modern lexicon: Dotard)
4. To spit vitriol, exposing your inability to actually do anything, and escalating a dangerous game of chicken.
5. To be punked, again and again, by the fat kid with the SpongeBob SquarePants undercut.
"Dang, did you hear Trump threaten North Korea with 'fire and fury like the world has never seen'?"
"Yeah, damn fool. Now he's damned if he does and damned if he don't. He just got Kim Jonged!"
"Mock me, will you, Sony? Well, pow! You've been Kim Jonged!"
"Yeah, damn fool. Now he's damned if he does and damned if he don't. He just got Kim Jonged!"
"Mock me, will you, Sony? Well, pow! You've been Kim Jonged!"
Kim Jonged by denumb October 12, 2017
Related Words
jonxed • joned • jonned • Jonged • Jinxed • Jonked • janxed • JinxedReverend • jinxed toad • Jinxed Yourself
jynxed
jynxed by Starchylde May 31, 2016
JinxedReverend
A supposedly menacing corporation that seems to be shrouded in total mystery as nobody actually knows what they do.
It's known that the JinxedReverend Corporation has many bizarre departments with many perplexing Heads of Departments watching over them.
The corporation is also known to release unusual media pieces such as the one of a kind talk show: "Lunch With Maury".
The corp seems to somehow work it's way into everything and appears to be completely perverted and out of control.
All and all it really doesn't make sense.
It's known that the JinxedReverend Corporation has many bizarre departments with many perplexing Heads of Departments watching over them.
The corporation is also known to release unusual media pieces such as the one of a kind talk show: "Lunch With Maury".
The corp seems to somehow work it's way into everything and appears to be completely perverted and out of control.
All and all it really doesn't make sense.
JinxedReverend has it's own official myspace that provides a details history of the corporation.
View at: www.myspace.com/JinxedReverend
View at: www.myspace.com/JinxedReverend
JinxedReverend by feedingtheroostertothecat August 6, 2008
Jonked
To be jonked is to be knocked out for a really long time. Normally from a big meal such as a free range chickens or maybe alcohol
Jonked by AbuComingFast March 20, 2021
jinxed toad
when a man is having sex, and misses that girl's asshole, stabbing her buttcheek with his penis and fractures it, and screams
"Mark and Jamie were doing some hardcore sex scene in a porn movie, but Mark totally pulled a jinxed toad and really fucked up"
"AHHH! JINXED TOAD! SHIT!"
"AHHH! JINXED TOAD! SHIT!"
jinxed toad by MMjr April 5, 2009
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green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.
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Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
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"My salad days,
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A)
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B)
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B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
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Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
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Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
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Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
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Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
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