jynxed
jynxed by Starchylde May 31, 2016
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JinxedReverend
A supposedly menacing corporation that seems to be shrouded in total mystery as nobody actually knows what they do.
It's known that the JinxedReverend Corporation has many bizarre departments with many perplexing Heads of Departments watching over them.
The corporation is also known to release unusual media pieces such as the one of a kind talk show: "Lunch With Maury".
The corp seems to somehow work it's way into everything and appears to be completely perverted and out of control.
All and all it really doesn't make sense.
It's known that the JinxedReverend Corporation has many bizarre departments with many perplexing Heads of Departments watching over them.
The corporation is also known to release unusual media pieces such as the one of a kind talk show: "Lunch With Maury".
The corp seems to somehow work it's way into everything and appears to be completely perverted and out of control.
All and all it really doesn't make sense.
JinxedReverend has it's own official myspace that provides a details history of the corporation.
View at: www.myspace.com/JinxedReverend
View at: www.myspace.com/JinxedReverend
JinxedReverend by feedingtheroostertothecat August 6, 2008
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jynxed • Jinxed • janxed • JinxedReverend • jinxed toad • Jinxed Yourself • jonxed • junxed • jynedri • Bed jinxed
jinxed toad
when a man is having sex, and misses that girl's asshole, stabbing her buttcheek with his penis and fractures it, and screams
"Mark and Jamie were doing some hardcore sex scene in a porn movie, but Mark totally pulled a jinxed toad and really fucked up"
"AHHH! JINXED TOAD! SHIT!"
"AHHH! JINXED TOAD! SHIT!"
jinxed toad by MMjr April 5, 2009
sphincter jinxed
After eating something questionable, whether it is excessively spicy or expired, and expecting devastating gastrointestinal repercussions from doing so. After telling someone you are surprised you survived unscathed, soon after the food wreaks havoc on your sphincter.
John: "I had some atomic sauce monday and nothing bad has happened yet."
one hour later
John: "I retract my statement about the atomic sauce btw"
Jeff: "haha you got sphincter jinxed, I am adding that to urban dictionary"
one hour later
John: "I retract my statement about the atomic sauce btw"
Jeff: "haha you got sphincter jinxed, I am adding that to urban dictionary"
sphincter jinxed by Kissel Krooner June 19, 2013
janxed
janxed by ChaddySunshine September 8, 2016
junxed
"Steve and Dan were so junxed out they castrated a cat"
"you see chad junx the other night? his band is kickass"
"you see chad junx the other night? his band is kickass"
junxed by smilewhilebleeding March 26, 2004
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