TOAD

A cute kissable creature that often does silly stuff. Known as a ‘Silly Toad
“You’ve got ketchup on your jumper you silly toad
“ you’re going to fall you silly toad”
“What are you, a Toad” aka - Silly Toad
by Funny Definitions 1234 December 29, 2018
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Acronym for a (T)otally. (O)bnoxious.( A)ryan .(D)ouche-bag , Modern modern day skin head that is exactly as acronym states. Not to be Confused with old school skinhead, the term is extremely offensive especially to the young wanna be neo nazis because Toad is what the old school white prison gangs call african americans
Man look at solomon, hes such a TOAD, I cant stand his hypocritical wanna be nazi ass , he hes a totally obnoxious aryan douchbag.
by dontplaywithjilliray November 23, 2019
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Tits. Out. All. Day.
Hey Tonya’s brother hangs out with that old TOAD lady, she needs to put that shit away.

-Erica K
by EricaK April 20, 2022
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To engage in any form of sexual deviancy solely for the gratification produced by its level of perversion
Friend 1: Did Mike tell you about how Laura forcefully ate his ass after Taco Bell last night?
Friend 2: Oof! I knew that girl was into toading!
Friend 1: Lmao facts
by Spewnicorn February 06, 2019
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Toad

A "Toad" is a human with "Toad Like" Qualities.

Toads are stern, greedy and will Fuck You Over anytime they can.

Also, some people look like Toads as their "Troll Like" Qualities overtake their Appearance as they Get Older.
"Reiner is one, nasty Toad. He sure has Fucked over a lot of people in his day."
by Simple Clara November 14, 2013
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(N.) The guardian/assistant of Peach Toadstool, the Princess of the Mushroom Kingdom. About 2'6", and 50 lbs. He's a member of his race called the "Toads," who are elfish-like people with Mushroom heads ( or maybe they're hats. I dunno. )

His name is kind of like how "Guy" or "Man" is a name to us, even though it's what we are. His age is very indetermined, much like Santa's Elves. He could be anywhere between 8 and 38. On the old TV series in the early 90's, he was at least old enough to drive, but in the new "Anime-Style" video games, he's very young, like around age 6, as his voice is very high-pitched.
Toad belongs to a race named the Toads. He can be played in Super Mario Kart 64.
by G-Union June 07, 2003
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1. a person who is slow and lazy

2. one who is thinking about sex constantly and relating it to everything
1. You can call your friend a toad when they are being lazy, such as procrastinating on an assignment.

2. Person A: Those tight pants look really good on you.

Person B: don't be a toad
by smiglet March 20, 2022
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