fat tuesday

when you skip class/work on a Monday, and then you have an absolute crapload of work to do the next day.
"I'm thinking of staying home on Monday, but then I'll have to endure fat tuesday"

"It wasn't work skipping class yesterday cause now it's fucking fat tuesday! Shit!"
by MMjr March 24, 2009
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rusty lawnmower

"Uh oh, my pubes just got eaten by a rusty lawnmower"
by MMjr April 21, 2008
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6 month rule

After a couple has been dating for 6 months, it is now safe for them to have sex, and not regret it.
"Mark and Jamie had sex!? But they forgot the 6 month rule! Oh shit!"
by MMjr October 16, 2008
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abolish slavery

(verb); to take a giant shit when you're at someone's place, and get kicked out of their house because it is so disgusting
"Oh crap, I need to abolish slavery. BRB"

"Mark was telling us about how he abolished slavery in Jamie's bathroom last night. It was so gross, she kicked him out."
by MMjr April 21, 2008
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crunchy grandpa

When you eat Captain Crunch with whiskey instead of milk. Usually influenced by a hangover.
"Zack slept over my house after the party, and when I woke up, I saw him eating a bowl full of crunchy grandpa. Freaking gross"
by MMjr April 24, 2008
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chinese assload

A special/scary type of lapdance, typically found in underground Asian bars:
A very large Asian woman, sometimes dressed as a sumo wrestler, who gives a lapdance to a man. The dancer throws a load of fried rice on the man's lap, then begins to give him a dance, which makes a chemical reaction in the dancer's asshole and inflates the ass like a balloon.
Sometimes performed by Asian men to women
"Mark went to China and hired a sumo wrestler to give him a chinese assload, but then he realized it was just Jamie!"

"I hear a chinese assload is the best lapdance you can ever receive at that bar in Chinatown. Better than any whore by far!"
by MMjr April 05, 2009
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metal dracula

When a male goes to zip up pants, and the zipper gets stuck on your dick
"Oh man, I just got a metal dracula. @#$#%!!!!!!!!!!!!"
by MMjr April 21, 2008
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