14 definitions by MMjr

When you eat Captain Crunch with whiskey instead of milk. Usually influenced by a hangover.
"Zack slept over my house after the party, and when I woke up, I saw him eating a bowl full of crunchy grandpa. Freaking gross"
by MMjr April 24, 2008
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(verb); to take a giant shit when you're at someone's place, and get kicked out of their house because it is so disgusting
"Oh crap, I need to abolish slavery. BRB"

"Mark was telling us about how he abolished slavery in Jamie's bathroom last night. It was so gross, she kicked him out."
by MMjr April 21, 2008
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After a couple has been dating for 6 months, it is now safe for them to have sex, and not regret it.
"Mark and Jamie had sex!? But they forgot the 6 month rule! Oh shit!"
by MMjr October 16, 2008
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when you skip class/work on a Monday, and then you have an absolute crapload of work to do the next day.
"I'm thinking of staying home on Monday, but then I'll have to endure fat tuesday"

"It wasn't work skipping class yesterday cause now it's fucking fat tuesday! Shit!"
by MMjr March 24, 2009
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"Uh oh, my pubes just got eaten by a rusty lawnmower"
by MMjr April 21, 2008
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n. When it comes time in a porn star's life, her ass dramatically sags, and the guys in the film slap it like a banjo.
"She was a pretty hot bitch, but now her ass is a busted trunk, and reeks of sardines."

"During the filming of 'Prom Night', Mercedes got a busted trunk."
by MMjr March 28, 2009
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When someone is drinking beer/alcohol/etc, and someone else jumps on their back like a backpack and forces them to chug the beer. Usually done with two people at a time. Whoever gets the beer down first is the winner. The beer guzzler usually goes insane.
Kristen totally beat Kelly at the backpack race last night. Tubby lost his mind he drank so fast.
by MMjr May 27, 2008
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