Jinxed
An e-sports icon of sorts giving way to such creations as SourceRadio and The Movie Vault, considered by many to be the god father of e-sports machinima.
Jinxed by maskedflasher April 28, 2011
Related Words
Jinxed • jinxed toad • Jinxed Yourself • JinxedReverend • Bed jinxed • inter-jinxed • sphincter jinxed • jinged • Jinked • jinxdaart
jinxed toad
when a man is having sex, and misses that girl's asshole, stabbing her buttcheek with his penis and fractures it, and screams
"Mark and Jamie were doing some hardcore sex scene in a porn movie, but Mark totally pulled a jinxed toad and really fucked up"
"AHHH! JINXED TOAD! SHIT!"
"AHHH! JINXED TOAD! SHIT!"
jinxed toad by MMjr April 5, 2009
Jinxed Yourself
tread carefully as you might just get jinxed, but you've already made it this far, so step into my lair and see what the darkness holds.
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Jinxed Yourself by jinxedyourself May 18, 2024
sphincter jinxed
After eating something questionable, whether it is excessively spicy or expired, and expecting devastating gastrointestinal repercussions from doing so. After telling someone you are surprised you survived unscathed, soon after the food wreaks havoc on your sphincter.
John: "I had some atomic sauce monday and nothing bad has happened yet."
one hour later
John: "I retract my statement about the atomic sauce btw"
Jeff: "haha you got sphincter jinxed, I am adding that to urban dictionary"
one hour later
John: "I retract my statement about the atomic sauce btw"
Jeff: "haha you got sphincter jinxed, I am adding that to urban dictionary"
sphincter jinxed by Kissel Krooner June 19, 2013
inter-jinxed
your facebook page layout is messed up, links sent on your on, off, on, off msn say cannot be displayed and your passwords never save or work - INTER-JINXED.
inter-jinxed by frizzzee March 30, 2009
Bed jinxed
When you someone say the same word at the same time with you, the other person is jinxed and you get to have sex with them
“Hi!” Tina, “Hi!” Sam, “OMG we just said the same word!!” exclaims Sam, “Does this mean that we have to have sex now?” Asks Tina, “Yeah bend over cause I just bed jinxed you!” Screams Sam
Bed jinxed by Doodlebreath May 27, 2018
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TLDU
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.
Me: Woah! TLDU!
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Salad Days
green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
board chow
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026