Jinxed 

only real niggas remember this

just search "jinxed" on pornhub
you've probably watched it

Jinxed by bigmood72 July 3, 2018

Jinxed 

An e-sports icon of sorts giving way to such creations as SourceRadio and The Movie Vault, considered by many to be the god father of e-sports machinima.

haha jinxed, you owe me a coke!

Jinxed by maskedflasher April 28, 2011

jinxed toad

when a man is having sex, and misses that girl's asshole, stabbing her buttcheek with his penis and fractures it, and screams

"Mark and Jamie were doing some hardcore sex scene in a porn movie, but Mark totally pulled a jinxed toad and really fucked up"

"AHHH! JINXED TOAD! SHIT!"

jinxed toad by MMjr April 5, 2009

Jinxed Yourself 

tread carefully as you might just get jinxed, but you've already made it this far, so step into my lair and see what the darkness holds.

Jinxed Yourself socials:
Instagram: @jinxedyourself
Twitter: @jinxedyourselff
Tiktok: @jinxedyourself
OnlyFans: @jinxedyourself

Jinxed Yourself by jinxedyourself May 18, 2024

sphincter jinxed 

After eating something questionable, whether it is excessively spicy or expired, and expecting devastating gastrointestinal repercussions from doing so. After telling someone you are surprised you survived unscathed, soon after the food wreaks havoc on your sphincter.

John: "I had some atomic sauce monday and nothing bad has happened yet."
one hour later
John: "I retract my statement about the atomic sauce btw"
Jeff: "haha you got sphincter jinxed, I am adding that to urban dictionary"

sphincter jinxed by Kissel Krooner June 19, 2013

inter-jinxed 

when nothing on the internet works for you, while your friends happily surf away

your facebook page layout is messed up, links sent on your on, off, on, off msn say cannot be displayed and your passwords never save or work - INTER-JINXED.

inter-jinxed by frizzzee March 30, 2009

Bed jinxed 

When you someone say the same word at the same time with you, the other person is jinxed and you get to have sex with them

“Hi!” Tina, “Hi!” Sam, “OMG we just said the same word!!” exclaims Sam, “Does this mean that we have to have sex now?” Asks Tina, “Yeah bend over cause I just bed jinxed you!” Screams Sam

Bed jinxed by Doodlebreath May 27, 2018