janxed

To be very high off of marijuana

I am so janxed from smoking that joint.

by ChaddySunshine September 8, 2016

jynxed

A unique way of saying someone or something has bad luck.

Damn, I tried to do my best but I must be jynxed! That really sucks!

by Starchylde May 31, 2016

JinxedReverend

A supposedly menacing corporation that seems to be shrouded in total mystery as nobody actually knows what they do.

It's known that the JinxedReverend Corporation has many bizarre departments with many perplexing Heads of Departments watching over them.

The corporation is also known to release unusual media pieces such as the one of a kind talk show: "Lunch With Maury".

The corp seems to somehow work it's way into everything and appears to be completely perverted and out of control.

All and all it really doesn't make sense.

JinxedReverend has it's own official myspace that provides a details history of the corporation.

View at: www.myspace.com/JinxedReverend

by feedingtheroostertothecat August 6, 2008

Janxey

A word you use when no other word is suitable to define one's charisma.

Person 1: "Wow, Paul Banks is Janxey"
Person 2: "What's 'Janxey'?"
Person 1:"..What he is."

Cool RadRadical Interesting Righteous Charismatic FunSickJanxey

by ArmedWithAMind November 28, 2011

janked up

When something is messed up

That car was all janked up.

I can't believe he did that, thats just janked up.

by dtown April 2, 2004

jinxed toad

when a man is having sex, and misses that girl's asshole, stabbing her buttcheek with his penis and fractures it, and screams

"Mark and Jamie were doing some hardcore sex scene in a porn movie, but Mark totally pulled a jinxed toad and really fucked up"

"AHHH! JINXED TOAD! SHIT!"

by MMjr April 5, 2009

janedoe

falling in love with a girl at first sight;
and you don't know her name yet so you name her janedoe.

i'm overly attracted, and terribly convinced that she could be my princess, and i could be her prince, and i felt that way since, since i saw janedoe.

by growlbabygrowl September 2, 2009