jonelling 

The enjoyment of being tea-bagged by an elderly, old fart. jonel jonelle jonell nel jonelling

It's so jonelling when grandpa sits on my face.

jonelling by Doctor Tap-that-ass January 10, 2008

Indiana Jonesing the Coffee 

When you are making coffee in a coffee maker and you lift the pot out carefully as you tilt your own cup into the stream of coffee. Taken from the opening scene of "Raiders of the Lost Ark" (1981) when Harrison Ford's character fills a bag with sand to steal a booby-trapped idol.

Me: I was Indiana Jonesing the coffee in the breakroom this morning!
My Secretary: Yeah, you made an awful mess! (hands me a paper towel)

Indiana Jonesing the Coffee by James Gerraughty January 5, 2009

jbelling 

When you direct message unsolicited pictures of your genitalia to unsuspecting victims.

Guy 1: She said Hi back to me. I think she really likes me, I'm going to send a picture of my cock.

Guy 2: Dude stop jbelling her.

jbelling by dynamiteDPs March 19, 2021

Jonesing for that hang 

Something only a desperate buffoon would text Jerry Seinfeld.

Hey Jerr, I'm jonesing for that hang! Let's talk some shop.

Jonesing for that hang by mrhandsandfeet August 9, 2019

jonesing for a bonesing 

A girl is jonesing for a bonesing when she has been deprived of sex, is desperate for male attention, and/or is simply a slut looking to get boned on any given night by any given dude. Girls that are JFAB are easily taken down by almost any guy after a few drinks and not saying anything too wild that would mess up your outstanding, essentially assumed chances.

Broski: "Dude did you take that chick to pound town last night after the bar?"

Standard Dude: "You know it. Basically talked to her for a minute or two before last call and she said we should go back to her place after I passed the "test" of remembering her name."

Broski: "Haha legit. She was clearly jonesing for a bonesing."

jonesing for a bonesing by JeffSpicoli February 25, 2011

jelling

To be exaggeratedly lying, humorously.

Frez told me he doesn't like to eat vagina. Of course he was jelling !

jelling by MaceyFace435 January 19, 2017

John Paul Jonesing 

The strong desire to listen to good music after an extended period of listening to bad.

After a long day of Muzak at the office I'm John Paul Jonesing for some Led Zeppelin

John Paul Jonesing by Little Walken December 24, 2010