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Joeldinger 

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A reference to a player in Fantasy Football/Soccer, in our case this being someone called Joel, who seems to buy players that then suddenly get a run of form in the premier league. Once they leave said player's team they go back to be very average at best. You can replace the Joel part with the name of the person in your league who does this, there is always one per league.
'He is a Joeldinger player. If Joel buys him, he will score 15 goals but if he doesn't he'll get 2.'
Joeldinger by cordial666 September 6, 2020
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Joeldinger 

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A reference to a player in Fantasy Football/Soccer, in our case this being someone called Joel, who seems to buy players that then suddenly get a run of form in the premier league. Once they leave said player's team they go back to be very average at best. You can replace the Joel part with the name of the person in your league who does this, there is always one per league.
'He is a Joeldinger player. If Joel buys him, he will score 15 goals but if he doesn't he'll get 2.'
Joeldinger by cordial666 September 6, 2020
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Jellinger 

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Social parasites, thief, black money worker, chemist, electrician, alcoholic (very much), punti lover 2x
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jellinger du kloans oaschal
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Jolinger 

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When someone's penis is the same size as their little finger.
"That guy's got a Jolinger, you can tell."
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