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Joeled
On a rare occasion, it's when a person hits the jackpot in the lottery and due to their extreme excited, has an orgasm at the same time.
"OH GOD.... I HAVE BEEN JOELED.... AH YEAH! IT FEELS SO GOOD!"
or
"OH GOD! Oh god, yes! I've won the lottery! ... I'm having an orgasm..."
or
"OH GOD! Oh god, yes! I've won the lottery! ... I'm having an orgasm..."
Joeled by MichaelJCaboose December 19, 2014
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jodie comer
the most talented bitch out there. she has the prettiest hands that just scream "choke me, celebrity" !
but for real she's so cute and sweet and probably the most generous , genuine person in all of the universes.
but for real she's so cute and sweet and probably the most generous , genuine person in all of the universes.
jodie comer by teenylesbo May 7, 2020
jodl
Master at objections. Seriously, Phoenix Wright will stand no chance against him in the courtroom.
Sadly, Jodl never became a lawyer, so instead he just objects to whatever Hitler plan/says/does.
Hitler calls Jodl a "bald ape" due to those objections (and him being a baldy).
Jodl is in fact so good at objecting that he can object to Fegelein's plans too!
Sadly, Jodl never became a lawyer, so instead he just objects to whatever Hitler plan/says/does.
Hitler calls Jodl a "bald ape" due to those objections (and him being a baldy).
Jodl is in fact so good at objecting that he can object to Fegelein's plans too!
Jodl: My Führer, what is your plan?
Hitler: I plan to destroy the Soviet fat bangers by launching a secret attack on Stalin using the Steiner and Wenk forces.
Jodl: But my Führer, I object to this plan
Hitler: Dammit stupid bald ape! Why is that?
Jodl: The plan will miserably fail
Hitler: I don't care what you think! Now stop making me to lose time and shut up!
Hitler: I plan to destroy the Soviet fat bangers by launching a secret attack on Stalin using the Steiner and Wenk forces.
Jodl: But my Führer, I object to this plan
Hitler: Dammit stupid bald ape! Why is that?
Jodl: The plan will miserably fail
Hitler: I don't care what you think! Now stop making me to lose time and shut up!
jodl by TheTroll73_[Ezman] May 16, 2017
JODYE
JODYE IS A BEAUTIFUL MAN IN OTHER WORDS A VERY ATTRACTIVE MAN WHO WOMEN FIND VERY IRRESISTIBLE, THEY HAVE THE BEST TASTE IN MUSIC AND CLOTHING, THEY TO JIGGY FOR THIS WOLRD.
JODYE by Pretty Flacko jodye December 19, 2019
boer jode
Afrikaans for "farmer jew", a South African of mixed Dutch and Jewish ancestry. Created in Zimbabwe (then Rhodesia) and South Africa, they can also be found today in Great Britain, Australia, and Israel.
to impress jodie foster
What you say when did something stupid and you really have no explanation as why you did it in the first place. Comes from the psychopath John Hinckley, Jr. who tried to assassinate Ronald Reagan to impress Jodie Foster.
Cop: "Why did you throw your milkshake at the drive-thru lady?"
Crook: "Uh...uh..to impress jodie foster.."
Crook: "Uh...uh..to impress jodie foster.."
to impress jodie foster by tonitewedineinhell June 22, 2008
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Ratfucker
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
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countrypolitan
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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