Urban Dictionary: comer

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comer

Verb,
Portuguese,
Meaning "to fuck", though in normal use meaning "to eat"

Vou comer seu cu

I'm going to fuck you in the ass

by Henk121178 January 23, 2007

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Dejagoo

Dejagoo is the strange feeling that you've been in this sticky situation before. It is dejavu due to goo. Usual symptoms are shivers down once's spine followed by disgust, especially if actual goo is involved.

Dude I like just like stepped in doggy doodoo. And i was like, oh dude this feels familiar. Then I remembered that I like stepped in pup poo like last weekend too. Surreal man, it was like total dejagoo.

by Hukra March 14, 2009

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comer

Someone on the up and up, expected to succeed.

He was flying up through the ranks, a comer, making rapid progress in the crime hierarchy.

by sevenhn March 08, 2006

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comer

Someone, esp. a woman, who emits rather loud vocalizations during orgasm

Also: A woman that is able to give herself, or be enabled to experience, multiple orgasms

He brags how his next-door neighbors leave their windows open at night because his latest girlfriend is a comer.

The woman confided in her closest friends how she learned the night before that she was multi-orgasmic, but that day her boyfriend announced to anyone within earshot that she was a comer.

by V. Cummings August 01, 2006

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Comer

comer1 (Kohm-Er)
-Noun
1. The worst type of female in existance.
2. Known for doing the stupid Soulja Boy dance.
3. A slang term originated in Ireland for the tallest human being on earth.

1. Man, my woman dumped me, shes such a comer!
2. YOUUUUUUUUUUUUU suck at the soulja boy dance, comer.
3. My god, its a bird, its a plane, its, a giant woman! Shes such a comer!

by Rick Barba November 14, 2007