Joeled

On a rare occasion, it's when a person hits the jackpot in the lottery and due to their extreme excited, has an orgasm at the same time.
"OH GOD.... I HAVE BEEN JOELED.... AH YEAH! IT FEELS SO GOOD!"
or
"OH GOD! Oh god, yes! I've won the lottery! ... I'm having an orgasm..."
by MichaelJCaboose December 19, 2014
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like winning the lottery and having an orgasm at the same time
OMG I have been joeled, YES
by andergriff January 01, 2015
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Joeled

To largely screw up a simple task.
We told her the answer was yo-yo, but she joeled it by writing Lego.
by I'm Embarrassed February 07, 2017
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to state an incredible fact, make people believe it, and then admit that you're full of shit with the monotonous utterance of, "no, no, im not" or "no, no, it isn't."
I climbed mount everest once,........ "No, No, I haven't." said in a totally serious manner with a monotone. Hahaha, you've been joeled.
by Dirr October 21, 2010
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When you and your friends order something at a dining establishment, and then when the food comes, you smell, see, or taste the food that was your SECOND choice. At that time, you realize that your whole night will now suck, because you ordered the wrong dish...you've been Joeled.
When the waitress came out with your fajita all sizzling and smoking...i just knew I had been Joeled.
by WingNut1976 October 15, 2010
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When you get beaten to death with a golf club
- Have you heard what happened to that poor girl?
- Yeah, she got Joeled
by 10outof10masterpiece June 18, 2020
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Joel

An amazing human who is very kind and handsome, he is there when you need him and he is very layed back, you can count on him to keep promises and when your down he can make you smile, he can be quite annoying sometimes but his humor and love can make up for it, he’s loyal and he believes that personality is what makes a person truly beautiful, he’s quite and shy at first but once you get to know him you learn that he is quite funny, oblivious, and he is quite dumb at times. Over all he is a good person to have in your life and if you catch a Joel keep him Bc if you don’t you will never meet anyone like him.
Wow that guy is so sweet I see why his mother named him Joel.
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