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Master at objections. Seriously, Phoenix Wright will stand no chance against him in the courtroom.

Sadly, Jodl never became a lawyer, so instead he just objects to whatever Hitler plan/says/does.

Hitler calls Jodl a "bald ape" due to those objections (and him being a baldy).

Jodl is in fact so good at objecting that he can object to Fegelein's plans too!
Jodl: My Führer, what is your plan?
Hitler: I plan to destroy the Soviet fat bangers by launching a secret attack on Stalin using the Steiner and Wenk forces.
Jodl: But my Führer, I object to this plan
Hitler: Dammit stupid bald ape! Why is that?
Jodl: The plan will miserably fail
Hitler: I don't care what you think! Now stop making me to lose time and shut up!
jodl by TheTroll73_[Ezman] May 16, 2017
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Jodleyarchy 

Jodleyarchy is a social system in which non-jodles hold primary power and predominate in roles of political leadership, moral authority, social privilege and control of property. Some Jodleyarchy societies are also jodlelineal, meaning that property and title are inherited by the non-jodle lineage.

Jodleyarchy is associated with a set of ideas, a Jodleyarchal ideology that acts to explain and justify this dominance and attributes it to inherent natural differences between non-jodles and jodles. Sociologists hold varied opinions on whether Jodleyarchy is a social product or an outcome of innate differences between the types of jodles.

Historically, Jodleyarchy has manifested itself in the social, legal, political, religious, and economic organization of a range of different cultures. Most contemporary societies are, in practice, Jodleyarchal.
#FvckTheJodleyarchy
Jodleyarchy by jodleLover123 May 26, 2021
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A diverse form of annoying yodelling produced by Joe. Normally heard in the very early hours
It's 5am, go and jodle in her ear, that'll piss her off
jodle by Jay July 4, 2004
Jodlain is the best type of nigga you can be around. Always funny . Smell good. Very smart and talented. Will smash your shorty. Very kind. Sexy and beautiful
He’s so sexy

He’s so "Jodlain"
jodlain by Bazdagoat November 22, 2021
Jodlain is a kind nigga that will take care of you make you laugh and make your day 10x better . They are very beautiful looking and very attractive. They are smart and educated.
Here come my hero

Here come Jodlain
Jodlain by Bazdagoat November 22, 2021
Geek, Nerd and not that annoying (he is). If you come across a jodlyn, just know he’s smart.
Your a jodlyn type of person.
jodlyn by DEO duece DropEmOff October 13, 2022
He has bbc he’s handsome he will take care of you eat you out so good he’ll rub your toes and comfort you anyway possible buy you flowers
Omg jodlin is so handsome
jodlin by Handmw November 20, 2023
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