Master at objections. Seriously, Phoenix Wright will stand no chance against him in the courtroom.
Sadly, Jodl never became a lawyer, so instead he just objects to whatever Hitler plan/says/does.
Hitler calls Jodl a "bald ape" due to those objections (and him being a baldy).
Jodl is in fact so good at objecting that he can object to Fegelein's plans too!
Sadly, Jodl never became a lawyer, so instead he just objects to whatever Hitler plan/says/does.
Hitler calls Jodl a "bald ape" due to those objections (and him being a baldy).
Jodl is in fact so good at objecting that he can object to Fegelein's plans too!
Jodl: My Führer, what is your plan?
Hitler: I plan to destroy the Soviet fat bangers by launching a secret attack on Stalin using the Steiner and Wenk forces.
Jodl: But my Führer, I object to this plan
Hitler: Dammit stupid bald ape! Why is that?
Jodl: The plan will miserably fail
Hitler: I don't care what you think! Now stop making me to lose time and shut up!
Hitler: I plan to destroy the Soviet fat bangers by launching a secret attack on Stalin using the Steiner and Wenk forces.
Jodl: But my Führer, I object to this plan
Hitler: Dammit stupid bald ape! Why is that?
Jodl: The plan will miserably fail
Hitler: I don't care what you think! Now stop making me to lose time and shut up!
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Historically, Jodleyarchy has manifested itself in the social, legal, political, religious, and economic organization of a range of different cultures. Most contemporary societies are, in practice, Jodleyarchal.
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