a slang word for the word penis. Mainly used in front of teachers so the teacher doesn't know what you're talking about. see; penis, dong, cock, penis, wang
by Fake McFakeman December 03, 2003
you look like a kong today
by Max Butterfield February 13, 2009
"god damn it, kong. you smell like SHIT."
by yoshimi April 07, 2005
The antonym of classy. Etymology stems from the Hong Kong Restaurant and Lounge in Harvard Square where Harvard students go to drink off their awkwardness.
Seriously, the Kirkland Spring Formal was so kong; some girl spilled her drink and slurped it off the bar.
by Fingadoo22 May 26, 2007
yoooooo, that hoe last night went straight hurricane on my kong and i busted a level 8 on the dickter scale
by Rule King October 19, 2003
by A SQUAD May 28, 2009