kong

a slang word for the word penis. Mainly used in front of teachers so the teacher doesn't know what you're talking about. see; penis, dong, cock, penis, wang
I have a huge 17 inch kong.
by Fake McFakeman December 04, 2003
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1. an asian black kid who dresses like a woman
by Max Butterfield February 13, 2009
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a gargantually huge beeing
hes a kong, hes 6foot 5, 255.
by pimp valley August 11, 2003
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(n) a phenomenally fat, lazy, and somewhat retarded animal. kongya mekong fatty mcfat lardass
by yoshimi April 07, 2005
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The antonym of classy. Etymology stems from the Hong Kong Restaurant and Lounge in Harvard Square where Harvard students go to drink off their awkwardness.
Seriously, the Kirkland Spring Formal was so kong; some girl spilled her drink and slurped it off the bar.
by Fingadoo22 May 11, 2007
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yoooooo, that hoe last night went straight hurricane on my kong and i busted a level 8 on the dickter scale
by Rule King October 20, 2003
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oh shit!!! i lost my history report!!!! im so konged
by A SQUAD May 27, 2009
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