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The belief that jobs are the only solution to poverty and other social problems
Jobism is the only way we're going to fix this country.
Jobism by American Worker January 20, 2009
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The discrimination and mistreatment of others based on financial income source or lack thereof.
Telling someone that they don't deserve to be able to support themselves with an entry level job is blatant jobism.
Jobism by MidwestMasterpiece June 24, 2022
Related Words
Jobism Jobis Joeism Jobist jokism jodism Jonism Jobbism jobeism jobim
Another Word For Racsism Aganist A ex-Felon who is looking for a job. and being turned away for past expirences
jah'corey and louis severd time in the same jail but louis is white so he wont be jobismed against
Jobism by mrsturner25 October 13, 2006
Me when I see jobism 😰😰😰😰noooo I don't want a job
Jobism by Scottona. September 16, 2025
Students build monuments in the belief that Jobb created the universe with math fractions
All the kids believe in Jobbism
Jobbism by Macadamia nuts January 19, 2018
Jobim is one of the most beautiful name that a man can ever have. A guy with a name Jobim is captivating, irreplaceable, unforgettable, beautiful, talented and near to perfection.
Jobim's always have a high self confidence, sometimes they are arrogant and sarcastic, but they are also humble. Jobim's have a good sense of humor, they are funny, cool and cute.
Jobim's are good looking, so a lot of people is falling in love with jobim. Jobim's can cook and Jobim's are athletic.

When you fall in love with jobim, it is going to be hard for you to forget them because they are perfect.
When a Jobim falls in love, they are going to do anything just for you to know his feelings. Jobim's are faithful and sincere when it comes to love. They believe in true love. they just don't want anyone to know.
When Jobim falls in love with you, you're the luckiest. don't break their heart, they deserve to be loved. Jobim's loves too hard.
"i have a crush, he looks so good. he's so funny. he never failed to make me laugh and smile. He is talented. He's perfect to me"
" wow. you are so in love! what's he's name by the way?"
"jobim"
jobim by ariananonymous September 18, 2014
A religion that originates from a place where kong lives. ALL OF YOU SHALL BOW DOWN TO ME
Yo, y'all are wackasses for not believing in jonism. Jonkong is real you know.
jonism by jonavoo June 11, 2018
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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A)
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B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
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Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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