Literally the worst thing you can call a Crystal gem. Nothing can top it.
"No one wants to eat your dinner, you clod!!!"
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Someone/thing that wastes precious space. An dumb person. Someone you may not like so much.
"You're an in sufferable clod!"
by Topaz of the Crystal Gems December 06, 2016
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Someone who is "too big for their body". They can't do anything without bumping into someone. When they sit down they just flop, most likely bothering the person they sit down next to. People like this are mainly found in public areas, like movie theaters, restaurants, etc. These people are also very ignorant. They sit down behind you at the movies, kicking your seat multiple times, without even saying "Excuse me" or "Sorry". Nope, they just clod their way on through life.
I'm just trying to watch this new movie and some clod kicks my seat 4 times without saying anything.
by peoplepissmeoff May 30, 2011
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1. A hardened mass of dirt.
2. A person who would have to learn ettiquette just to elevate himself to the title of hardened mass of dirt.
3. A popular French given name.
It hasn't rained in weeks, look at all those clods!

Some clod sped through the puddle and splashed mud all over my suit!

Clod DeBussy was a good composer!
by Malcolm X-crement December 27, 2003
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