Sep 14 Word of the Day
Micro marriging is when your partner manages your personal day-to-day tasks with you much like a Micro Manager at work.
Wife: β€œHave you put the sheets out to dry and put the towels on?”
Husband: β€œYes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
by Thomas Maddocks March 16, 2018
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Literally the worst thing you can call a Crystal gem. Nothing can top it.
"No one wants to eat your dinner, you clod!!!"
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by Edge Lord Emperor October 25, 2017
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Someone/thing that wastes precious space. An dumb person. Someone you may not like so much.
"You're an in sufferable clod!"
by Topaz of the Crystal Gems December 06, 2016
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A stupid person; a real idiot!
That clod would make a cow laugh with that dumb answer!
by talk2me-JCH April 28, 2021
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