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Jonism
Jonism is the cult formed within a School of Eynsham, after a messenger from God, known as 'Jon' was seen entering the school descending from the clouds. Jonism now has over 25 followers and has become popular within the online community.
Jonism by Chrisblack November 19, 2007
Jonisha
Jonisha is a lady who believes in god.she enjoys church very much. Hard to get to know but in the end she will be one if the most realest friends you ever meant she will never leave your side no matter how much you've hurted her. She is so silly. She fears bugs. When she likes someone she sticks with that person. She is shy at time. She could get a little stubborn. She cannot stand in one place. she is deeply in love with food. When it comes to her friends she chooses to go last in everything if you find yourself a jonisha your very lucky to have her.
jonisha
She is a God fearing woman. She is a loving and kind person. She loves on you hard. She is a very out going person. She is very passionate about everything she does. She has all the patience in the world but don't ever get on her bad side. She is a ride or die chick. When she is with you, she down to the end but when she let go she is DONE. Once you get a Jonisha hold on TIGHT because she is the best friend you always wanted. #LOVING #KIND #SWEET
Jonisa
A Beautiful girl who isn't afraid to show who she is. Jonisa isn't afraid of rejection. Rejection is afraid of her. Jonisa will make you fall in love with her it's hard not to think about Jonisa.
Jonisa by PANDA BEOTCH! October 13, 2011
Jonise
Jonise is to herself but she is so beautiful. Her smile changes your whole mood when she walks in. Everyone loves to be around Jonise. She is wild in bed and gets addicted to sex. But she is a good girl with a big heart. She is someone that sometimes cares for others than she cares about herself.
Jonise by AlexJones442 January 7, 2015
Johnism
The act of following the majestic and almighty John John actions of this often include a pilgrimage to the temple of John
Johnism by Thegendermocker69 June 11, 2018
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womp
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
Poggers
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
Oblication
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
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Surf Dracula Syndrome
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023
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