Jonism is the cult formed within a School of Eynsham, after a messenger from God, known as 'Jon' was seen entering the school descending from the clouds. Jonism now has over 25 followers and has become popular within the online community.

Jon: Hi
Random: hi amg luls u iz dat god from jonism innit?
Jon: Yes, now bend over.

Jonism by Chrisblack November 19, 2007

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Jonism • Jobism • Joeism • johnism • jokism • junism • jodism • Jonise • jonisha • Jonnism

Jonisha

Jonisha is a lady who believes in god.she enjoys church very much. Hard to get to know but in the end she will be one if the most realest friends you ever meant she will never leave your side no matter how much you've hurted her. She is so silly. She fears bugs. When she likes someone she sticks with that person. She is shy at time. She could get a little stubborn. She cannot stand in one place. she is deeply in love with food. When it comes to her friends she chooses to go last in everything if you find yourself a jonisha your very lucky to have her.

So I just meant this girl named jonisha aye she's pretty cool

A Jonisha? You got you a Jonisha your so lucky don't ever switch up on you she will tell you like it is and she is the most loyal person you'll ever meet.

Jonisha by Band.bae August 15, 2017

jonisha

She is a God fearing woman. She is a loving and kind person. She loves on you hard. She is a very out going person. She is very passionate about everything she does. She has all the patience in the world but don't ever get on her bad side. She is a ride or die chick. When she is with you, she down to the end but when she let go she is DONE. Once you get a Jonisha hold on TIGHT because she is the best friend you always wanted. #LOVING #KIND #SWEET

Jonisha is the best you will ever have!

jonisha by Jonisha January 8, 2017

Jonisa

A Beautiful girl who isn't afraid to show who she is. Jonisa isn't afraid of rejection. Rejection is afraid of her. Jonisa will make you fall in love with her it's hard not to think about Jonisa.

Andy: Jonisa I can't get her out of my mind.

Jonisa by PANDA BEOTCH! October 13, 2011

Jonise

Jonise is to herself but she is so beautiful. Her smile changes your whole mood when she walks in. Everyone loves to be around Jonise. She is wild in bed and gets addicted to sex. But she is a good girl with a big heart. She is someone that sometimes cares for others than she cares about herself.

Damn Jonise so amazing

Jonise by AlexJones442 January 7, 2015

Johnism

The act of following the majestic and almighty John John actions of this often include a pilgrimage to the temple of John

Tommy is now a johnist and follows johnism

Johnism by Thegendermocker69 June 11, 2018

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026