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Noun; Jose-is-m.

A religion of where the people of the Josist faith believe that Joseph Gordon-Levitt is their god.

Creation: Joseph created the universe. The water, the trees, and the air we breathe was all crafted from his skill and natural talent.

Trinity: Although Josism primarily consists of the main god Joesph Gordon-Levitt, there are a three sub-gods included within this religion. Robbie Kruse control and Yoann Gourcuff are football gods and Josh Thomas is the god of both cute and humour. Quite like Christianity, Joseph also has an illegitimate son named Chris although he isn't as significant in the Josist faith. Josism believes both in the existence of a single God and that Chris was God, two doctrines which occasionally threaten to contradict each other. This is solved by the idea of the Trinity: Jose is one, but also four persons. Those four persons are Jose the father, Jose the son, Jose the cute and humorous and Jose the footballer.

Redemption: Josism was initially begun in the dreams of people all over the globe in which during the 1980's their god would be born and help reedeem humanity from its sins. Joseph was born on February 17, 1981 which is now globally known as Jomakkah. Joseph also stars in films such as Inception and (500) Days of Summer when he is not busy being the god of the Josists.
Person 1: Are you religious?
Person 2: Yes, are you familiar with JGL? He is my lord and I worship him as I am a dedicated believer of Josism.
Josism by iwuvchris November 28, 2010
Words you can keep
The smartest, hottest, inspiring, goodhearted woman you'll ever meet.

If you know a Josima be sure to keep her. They are hard to find!
Josima by camiluc November 28, 2012
Related Words
Josism Jobism Joeism jokism Joshism jodism Joissmall Jonism Josima josimp
A religion that originates from a place where kong lives. ALL OF YOU SHALL BOW DOWN TO ME
Yo, y'all are wackasses for not believing in jonism. Jonkong is real you know.
jonism by jonavoo June 11, 2018
1. noun.
A word or phrase that is not colloquial language. Examples include the following: Guyganchuous, Hugeons, Most Kosh, Ricky Tic, Cheap Charlie, Jimmy-Jammy, Dunky-Dunk, Thub Nars and Nub Nuggets, Duka-Duka, Doody-Doo’s, Man-Package, My silk boxers rubbing against Jimmy-Joe, Nook-a-Nozzie, I will pee on his leg, I may be going to a naughty-naughty place, Dad-gom Dangerous, Dees, Doughts, Dessims, Dizzims, Dwims, Dwems, That thingy, Thing a ma giggy, Doo Hickie, Hootie Hoo, She has a nice pooper.

2. noun.
Words or phrases from urban dictionary used as colloquial language.
You do not understand, because he used another Joshism.
The belief that jobs are the only solution to poverty and other social problems
Jobism is the only way we're going to fix this country.
Jobism by American Worker January 20, 2009

Jossimar 

I'm in love with Jossimar.
Jossimar by MadaFackar November 24, 2021
Used when someone close to you, particularly if they are a close friend, just says and does dumb things.
An example of a Joshism would be your friend leaving the car running during a football game in which you had to walk 3 miles to the stadium before he realizes the car is still on and could easily be stolen.
Joshism by Low T September 9, 2020
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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