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Something very annoying that Joe (Basic White Nerd) does on a regular basis. This includes, but is not limited to, thinking he is a professional rapper, trying to downplay his severe nerdiness and thinking he is black.
Joe: "What's up rassclaat, I make musical art"
Anyone Nearby: "Fucking hell that was such a Joeism"
Joeism by Nam Hef December 13, 2018
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The religious beliefs of a group of teenage suburbanite males named Joe. Based on the belief that being named Joe, ironically, makes you far superior to "your average Joe". Pillars of this religion include disbelief in typical organized religion, excessive amounts of intoxicants (namely tobacco and alcohol), mountain dew, skateboarding and women. Typically the life of every party especially the ones they threw. The guys people wanted to be around and follow blindly. #Joeism #GetLikeJoe #WhatWouldJoeDo
Those dudes used to be super basic, they must have recently found Joeism.
Joeism by Dewage83 November 10, 2017
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Joeism Jobism Joeyism joeist jokism jodism joeispretty Joetism Jonism Jaeism
A common phase ingeniously created by Joe, and adopted by the masses with thanks.
"Feed up when the feeding's good." (A common joeism)
Joeism by afarbetterplace January 12, 2019
Joeism is the religion of Joe Tazuna from the game 'Your Turn To Die'.
"I joined Joeism today!"
Joeism by SouHiyori November 28, 2020
A term to describe behavior when person starts to neglect all academic duties in order to pursue physical fitness and excellence in order to achieve peak masculinity. People who follow joeism usually avoids all social interactions with excuse "U subotu imam natjecanje, nemogu van" (I have competition in sathurday, I cannot go our )
Andreas: Will Slonjsak go out tommorow?
Viktor: No he has to train.
Andreas: Ohh, he follows his supid joeism
Joeism by DoktorMcdonadls March 12, 2024
someone who follows the leadership of Joe "Emotiguy"
"hey! are you a joeist?"
"hell yeah! i love joe! :emoteedoublecool:"
"fuck yeah! lets shag!"
Joeist by Z2r August 3, 2023
A word used in Korean American popular culture to describe likeness to Korean superhero J, known for his wit, charm, and the ability to imitate people's voices and behaviours.
A: How should I get this girl?

B: Pure, Jaeism bro.
Jaeism by mikejordan1 February 4, 2010
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