jizzit
jizzit by bitch say wha December 9, 2009
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jizzillion
jizzillion by TheProcasturbator January 18, 2011
jizzidue
sticky mixture of silicone lube and jizz (and sometimes sack sweat) often found on keyboard keys, mice, doors, and faucets.
when no parents home i don't have to stealthsturbate: porn, lube, boxers off, both hands, loud, orgasm repeatedly. But that can be messy leaving jizzidue from the computer through cleanup into the bathroom.
masturbating with boxers off guarantees no jizzidue on your clothes.
leave jizzidue on her face or jizzidue in her mouth if she finishes the handie with deep oral sex. I haven't left jizzidue in my boxers since elementary school.
impossible to not leave jizzidue in fleshlight or when bottoming out similar pleasure devices or pleasure orifice
jizzidue in her ass is contraceptive
masturbating with boxers off guarantees no jizzidue on your clothes.
leave jizzidue on her face or jizzidue in her mouth if she finishes the handie with deep oral sex. I haven't left jizzidue in my boxers since elementary school.
impossible to not leave jizzidue in fleshlight or when bottoming out similar pleasure devices or pleasure orifice
jizzidue in her ass is contraceptive
jizzidue by happymixture October 29, 2012
jizzics
jizzics by polish penitrator October 19, 2010
jizzified
the act of being completely submerged in the seminal fluid of a gentleman caller, especially Philip Seymour Hoffman.
jizzified by turfburn29 December 4, 2009
jizzidue
jizzidue is a gift when she's only done oral sex to you.
Don't accept oral sex from a girl at a party with jizzidue on her lips.
When there is jizzidue BEFORE you slide your penis in her mouth for the first time you're getting someone else's jizz on your penis. NASTY
Don't accept oral sex from a girl at a party with jizzidue on her lips.
When there is jizzidue BEFORE you slide your penis in her mouth for the first time you're getting someone else's jizz on your penis. NASTY
jizzidue by jizzed her mouth October 29, 2012
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