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JizzBitch

Refers to a woman who is obsessed with a man's semen. She is the true delight of most men, at least in their dreams. Loves to have men shoot their wad all over their body. Normally, she also gives great blow jobs and totally slurps down a man's juices. This is also usually accompanied by the noise and sounds of her moaning and sucking...
My special lady is really a JizzBitch. She always makes sure that I am totally satisfied, even before she is satisfied. A lot of times we go at it for hours before we are both worn out and satiated.
by Panchoman December 1, 2006
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JizzBitch

A bitch who likes to be jazzmed on.
Look at that jizz bitch. I need to teach her a lesson and unload on her.
by Timmy July 29, 2004
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Jizz Bitch

A bitch boy who loves doing chores and cooking dinner. Oh, and sucking cock, naturally.
Chris, the jizz bitch, loves to come home and cook dinner then suck off animals.
by derek2342453254 April 7, 2011
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Jizznatch

A generic word used to respond to someone when you don't feel much like giving a real response, or used as an adjective when you want to add emphasis.
Guy 1: "Hey I fell over and you didn't help me."
Guy 2: "Jizznatch."
Guy 1: "I don't think that was very nice."
Guy 2: "Shut up, jizznatch."
by Generic November 14, 2004
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Jizzbath

A tub filled with semen from many different individuals.
Laura had a fun time swimming inside her uncle's Jizzbath.
by Phillip "Jizzard" Smith February 19, 2011
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jizzwich

a very unpleasant surprise inside of a food item,
a sandwich that looks like it may be good but you find it to be filled with shit.
Damn, i got thought this was a hoagie but its a fucking turkey jizzwich
by jakebob March 15, 2007
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Fizzbitch

An alcoholic drink consisting of 50% champagne, 30% tequila, and 20% blue Gatorade. The lack of a distinct taste means that you will be drunk before you even realise it's alcohol.

Originated at Dalhousie University
After a night of drinking Fizzbitch, nobody can guarantee where you will end up.
by to7dal September 12, 2011
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