Jizzitus

The irritation of the eyes after being jizzed in the face. The symptons resemble those of hayfever..

Me 'alright Stretts, whats wrong with you eyes..?'
Stretts 'went to a gay bar at the weekend and forgot to duck.. Got a full on jizzing... Been to the docs and he says I've got Jizzitus'
Me 'serves you right you cum muncher..!!'

Jizzitus by The Burgemiester of Torbay.. June 29, 2013

Jizzitus

the after shock of licking chris smith's botch.

i have jizzitus on my shoulder.

Jizzitus by MR. HALO 2! November 19, 2004

jizzits 

For when playing soggy muffin but all you have is Cheez-Its

“All we have is Cheez-Its so I guess we’ll be playing a game of jizzits tonight”

jizzits by obilongjohn August 23, 2019