Jizzitus

The irritation of the eyes after being jizzed in the face. The symptons resemble those of hayfever..
Me 'alright Stretts, whats wrong with you eyes..?'
Stretts 'went to a gay bar at the weekend and forgot to duck.. Got a full on jizzing... Been to the docs and he says I've got Jizzitus'
Me 'serves you right you cum muncher..!!'
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Jizzitus

the after shock of licking chris smith's botch.
i have jizzitus on my shoulder.
by MR. HALO 2! November 19, 2004
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