a Mojito cocktail with a secret proportion of jizz mixed in. best served heavily beaten and freshly applied so the sperm is still alive. this is a very difficult task because the timing must be impeccable.
Alex: Hey Tom, I'll just get your Mojito more ice.
(stirs freshly squirted jizz into drink)
Alex: How is it?
Tom: Mmmm, I love the sweet taste and the overall texture.
Alex: Dude, you just drank a Jizzito.
Tom: Whaaaa?
(stirs freshly squirted jizz into drink)
Alex: How is it?
Tom: Mmmm, I love the sweet taste and the overall texture.
Alex: Dude, you just drank a Jizzito.
Tom: Whaaaa?
by Patrice Smegma December 29, 2010
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