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a Mojito cocktail with a secret proportion of jizz mixed in. best served heavily beaten and freshly applied so the sperm is still alive. this is a very difficult task because the timing must be impeccable.
Alex: Hey Tom, I'll just get your Mojito more ice.
(stirs freshly squirted jizz into drink)
Alex: How is it?
Tom: Mmmm, I love the sweet taste and the overall texture.
Alex: Dude, you just drank a Jizzito.
Tom: Whaaaa?
Jizzito by Patrice Smegma December 29, 2010
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Used as a reaction to a surprise or to note something that is sexually appealing. The "jizz" in "jizzato" refers to semen.
Jizzato! You scared the crap out of me!
Did you see the t back on that ho? Jizzato!
jizzato by aDam Rulz September 12, 2008
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Jizzioke 

When a guy blows his load in a girls mouth, and makes her sing "Dont Stop Believen'" By Journey
Dude I made Brandi "jizzioke" last night.. NICE
Jizzioke by HellraiserMcGee September 29, 2010
The irritation of the eyes after being jizzed in the face. The symptons resemble those of hayfever..
Me 'alright Stretts, whats wrong with you eyes..?'
Stretts 'went to a gay bar at the weekend and forgot to duck.. Got a full on jizzing... Been to the docs and he says I've got Jizzitus'
Me 'serves you right you cum muncher..!!'

jizztory 

history with someone's dick. normally happening between a boy and girl.
Ex 1:
"Oh man, Bob's lookin gooddddd today!"
"Bob? The one that has jizztory with Sue?"
"Ew. Grimey. Yeah, that one."

Ex 2:
"Fool, im about to hook up with Mary tonight at the party. This shit's gonna go down in the jizztory books"

jizztory by ChelseaaaaBeeeee February 29, 2008
An adjective outlying the term "fan boy" but 12 notches higher. A jizztot is the supreme of fan boys.
"Hey, you See that kid over there. Biggest Jennifer Lawrence jizztot ever."
jizztot by chocotrain February 12, 2015
The type of recuperative excercise needed after sustaining a penis injury.
The doctor gave me a requisition for jizzio therapy, after that all night bang fest with Timmy's mom.
Jizzio by Triwolf July 30, 2018
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
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A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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