Jizzito 

a Mojito cocktail with a secret proportion of jizz mixed in. best served heavily beaten and freshly applied so the sperm is still alive. this is a very difficult task because the timing must be impeccable.

Alex: Hey Tom, I'll just get your Mojito more ice.
(stirs freshly squirted jizz into drink)
Alex: How is it?
Tom: Mmmm, I love the sweet taste and the overall texture.
Alex: Dude, you just drank a Jizzito.
Tom: Whaaaa?

Jizzito by Patrice Smegma December 29, 2010

jizzato 

Used as a reaction to a surprise or to note something that is sexually appealing. The "jizz" in "jizzato" refers to semen.

Jizzato! You scared the crap out of me!
Did you see the t back on that ho? Jizzato!

jizzato by aDam Rulz September 12, 2008

Jizzioke 

When a guy blows his load in a girls mouth, and makes her sing "Dont Stop Believen'" By Journey

Dude I made Brandi "jizzioke" last night.. NICE

Jizzioke by HellraiserMcGee September 29, 2010

Jizzitus

The irritation of the eyes after being jizzed in the face. The symptons resemble those of hayfever..

Me 'alright Stretts, whats wrong with you eyes..?'
Stretts 'went to a gay bar at the weekend and forgot to duck.. Got a full on jizzing... Been to the docs and he says I've got Jizzitus'
Me 'serves you right you cum muncher..!!'

Jizzitus by The Burgemiester of Torbay.. June 29, 2013

jizztory 

history with someone's dick. normally happening between a boy and girl.

Ex 1:
"Oh man, Bob's lookin gooddddd today!"
"Bob? The one that has jizztory with Sue?"
"Ew. Grimey. Yeah, that one."

Ex 2:
"Fool, im about to hook up with Mary tonight at the party. This shit's gonna go down in the jizztory books"

jizztory by ChelseaaaaBeeeee February 29, 2008

jizztot 

An adjective outlying the term "fan boy" but 12 notches higher. A jizztot is the supreme of fan boys.

"Hey, you See that kid over there. Biggest Jennifer Lawrence jizztot ever."

jizztot by chocotrain February 12, 2015

Jizzio

The type of recuperative excercise needed after sustaining a penis injury.

The doctor gave me a requisition for jizzio therapy, after that all night bang fest with Timmy's mom.

Jizzio by Triwolf July 30, 2018