jizus 

The Jesus of Jizz

Person 1:Woah I saw Jizus in my dreams!
Person 2: Woah man that's so cool!

jizus by Aksajf October 12, 2020

jizzshit muffin

A muffin that it looks like a group of guys jizzed on it and then another guy came and took a shit on the jizz mountain.
Can also be used as a compliment

"Yo look at these jizzshit muffins i baked"
"Dam u look like a real jizzshit muffin today <3"

jizzshit muffin by chrissstossss October 7, 2020

jizzus

Jizzus is when a man is performing intercourse with a woman who often exclaims "oh my God" during moments of pleasure, and the gentleman therefore climaxes to the mental image of Jesus Christ, and since the man is not properly hydrated, he dry-fires inside the woman but she still becomes impregnated, mirroring the emaculate conception of Jesus Christ

George Stephanopoulos: " Hey I heard you nailed Mrs. Huck last night, how did that go?".

Alexander Dumas:"yeah, she kept on screaming 'oh my god!', so when I finally nutted I had a jizzus."

jizzus by Søren Kierkegaard October 6, 2017

Jizzus Crust 

The divine scabs that develop in and around most sinners souls.

That goddamned Jizzus Crust is tarnishing my reputation.

Jizzus Crust by Ranchgirls December 11, 2020

jinusean 

Rap duo comprised of two of Korea's premier rappers, Jinu and Sean. They've released four albums and have collaborated with many of the most popular artists in South Korea today. They are part of YG Family and are consequently published by YG Entertainment.

Jinusean are the best Korean rappers today, in my opinion.

jinusean by Jimmy Hapa August 14, 2005

Jizzstain Judy

The Key to New York City. An elusive, elderly, cockicidal woman residing in "The Village" section of lower Manhattan. It is said that if one finds her and befriends her, she will be able to get that person into the most exclusive night clubs and extravagant bars in the South Side, due to her extensive knowledge of the underground sewer system and the countless sexual favors she's given to most of the club owners and bouncers. JSJ is claimed to have been befriended by ONLY two people in the entirety of the city. This is mostly due to her nocturnal sleeping pattern and her seclusion during the daytime hours, which make her whereabouts practically impossible to find. She is also claimed to give the second greatest handjob in the city. Being outdone only by Dennis Rodman. Her name comes from the shirt she's worn since 1985.

Adolescent 1: "Oh fuck man, I had the most insane night of my life last night."

Adolescent 2: "I saw you get pulled into that manhole....what the fuck happened man?"

Adolescent 1: "You'll never believe it, but I befriended Jizzstain Judy."

Adolescent 2: "Bullshit, she's not even real."

Adolescent 1: "Whatever, at least I got an amazing handjob."

Jizzstain Judy by Pat Clements January 20, 2009

jizzslap 

1. the act of screaming the word "jizz" while moving your arm in an overhead circular motion and connecting an open hand to another persons face. Usually resulting in the extreme anger of the individual receiving the "jizz" slap.

2. the act of removing a condom after sex and firmly grabbing the tip while full force slapping the condom over your partners face, resulting in an open ended explosion of your seminal juices over the persons face. If done hard enough a laseration of the skin will occur and seminal juices will flow into the cut.

"JIZZZZ!!!!!!!"

"I gave that nasty skank a jizzslap"

i.e. Sarnik

jizzslap by steelydan May 13, 2005