jizzus

Jizzus is when a man is performing intercourse with a woman who often exclaims "oh my God" during moments of pleasure, and the gentleman therefore climaxes to the mental image of Jesus Christ, and since the man is not properly hydrated, he dry-fires inside the woman but she still becomes impregnated, mirroring the emaculate conception of Jesus Christ

George Stephanopoulos: " Hey I heard you nailed Mrs. Huck last night, how did that go?".

Alexander Dumas:"yeah, she kept on screaming 'oh my god!', so when I finally nutted I had a jizzus."

by Søren Kierkegaard October 06, 2017

jizzus

Use it when you want to say "Jesus!" but don't want to use the lords name in vain.

Holy Jizzus that was a hell of a par-teh!

by Yo Mama October 18, 2003

Jizzue

A tissue used as a jizz rag.

"I found my brother's jizzue on the ground, disgusting!"

by Dr. Splat February 02, 2017

Jizzus

The demigod of love, known for turning the aftermath of ejaculation into fine liquor.

Of course Brittany doesn't believe in Jizzus, she's a Mormon!

by jizzus of asserath March 08, 2011

Jizzue

tissue, napkin, papertowel or general cloth you jizz onto or wipe your jizz on during the course of masterbation

bro1 - NO DONT USE THAT ITS A JIZZUE!
bro2 - wtf is that
bro1 - a tissue i jizzed on!
bro2 - ...* pauses, drops and leaves *

by Yofray February 03, 2009

jizzue

A tissue that-is used first to blow your nose, placed on the bedside table, then later re-used to wipe up jizz from jacking off.

I would be very careful where you sit if you go into Tim's room, it's always littered with jizzues.

by walterc February 07, 2015

Jizzus Crust

The divine scabs that develop in and around most sinners souls.

That goddamned Jizzus Crust is tarnishing my reputation.

by Ranchgirls December 11, 2020