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Either the lord and savior or the guy mowing your lawn
Person A: Do you know Jezus is watching you.
Person B: Yes he is mowing my lawn.
by Your friendly rebbel January 28, 2016
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A name describing an individual of culture, reading about 20 mangas a day. A weeb.
A person with the instance of "Jezu" in their name is regarded as doing one of several questionable activities in their spare time, most commonly of an anime interest.
A wild Jezu is seen in his natural habitat, reading one of 50 mangas that he must still catch up on.
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