Jibus

A far less offensive term to use than Jesus Christ.

"Jibus! Would you look at that wreck?!"

by Cardamine March 4, 2006

Jiburbs

Slang term for Cannabis, most commonly the exotic type commonly called "Exos"

When one asks, "Do you want to Kopple some Jiburbs" what they are really asking is "Do you want to smoke some Marijuana?"

To Kopple simply means to smoke.

Others Spellings of Jiburbs:
jaburbs
jiburbs
j'bherbs
j-berbs

Tam: "Wana Kopple some Jiburbs man?"

Jim: "Me and Josh just Koppled some Jiburbs"

by Jiburbs August 30, 2009

jibbsed on

when one is insulted to such an overwhelming degree that there is absolutely no comeback. coined by the internet celebrity Skweezy Jibbs.

Person A- "Why is crazy Jose over there crying?"
Person B- "Oh, he just got jibbsed on."

by dubsdawg November 3, 2010

save me jebus

Expression of desperation. From "The Simpsons".

Save me Jebus! I am not ready at all for this quiz.

by caged gyrating bimbo February 1, 2005

Skweezy Jibbs

An internet comedian sensation.

YO I JUST PEEPED DAT NEW SKWEEZY JIBBS VIDEO AND IT WAS FUCKIN HILARIOUS DAWG!

by TrafficpIlla January 27, 2010

Jebus

Homer Simpson's version of God.

"I can't be a missionary! I don't even believe in Jebus!"

by Lindsay December 8, 2003

Jebus Crisp

What people should say when they are shocked around Christian

"OMFG! JEBUS CRISP!" I said when I saw something disgusting. I didn't want to offend any of the Christians around this area, so I just said Jebus Crisp instead.

by Tauralea Swaggs December 12, 2015