jizum
another word for semen
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jizum
jizum by i see black people February 25, 2003
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jizum • jizum monkey • Jizumae • Jizume • Jizumoist • jizzy jizum • jizzmonkey • jizzmonger • Jizzmas • jizzmaster
jizum monkey
'Jizum' - literal translation is seamen, spunk, cum, man juice, etc. Monkey is self explanatory. However a 'Jizum Monkey' - is a person who essentially is full of energy, smiles a lot, bounces off the walls, to the point of annoyance - but this is generally an affectionate insult / name rather than a term used to insult someone for derogatory means. Jizum monkey was used in the UK British TV sitcom 'Game On'. The character, Matthew Malone used it to insult Martin Henson, a ginger haired banker.
Pascal is a jizum monkey.
Get off my bouncy castle you fucking jizum monkey!
Rachel - your such a jizum monkey - but i love ya.
Jon insited that he was not a jizum monkey, but more of a skunk-pussy.
Get off my bouncy castle you fucking jizum monkey!
Rachel - your such a jizum monkey - but i love ya.
Jon insited that he was not a jizum monkey, but more of a skunk-pussy.
jizum monkey by Pascal Dalton June 13, 2008
jizzy jizum
jizzy jizum by dirrtyboi101 November 28, 2005
Jizmuck
A horrible messy orgasm involving huge amounts of expelled bodily fluids. Can be done by either male or female.
Jizzmata
Jizzmata are bodily marks of semen in locations corresponding to the crucifixion wounds of Jesus. In some rare cases they are found on the anus. The causes of Jizzmata may vary from case to case but almost always appear while sleeping. Most Jizzmatics are female.
jizzmonster
A mythical monster that is said to creep into a room at night and blows his hot milky load all over the unsuspecting victim's hair and clothing.
"I am a jizzmonster"
jizzmonster by John Mc Bastard-Face May 1, 2003
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