jesult

When you pray to Jesus Christ and you get results.

I prayed for these new shoes to go on sale and I totally got some jesults.

by Torgalicious May 14, 2011

Jesuit Mafia

People that attended a Jesuit school and receive job opportunities and favors from another who attended a Jesuit school. It is a known common practice in the Northeast, as well as California. Schools noted for their Jesuit Mafia connections include Georgetown, Marquette, Boston College, Loyola Marymount, Santa Clara, University of San Francisco, Gonzaga, Xavier, and Creighton.

Person 1: How in the hell did Kyle get hired?

Person 2: Kyle's Jesuit Mafia. He went to Boston College. The CEO went to Georgetown.

by ajcarm March 14, 2013

jesust

When you mean to say 'Jesus', but you're behind on evolution.

Jesust, that girl is SHAMELESS

by PauI Denino November 6, 2020

jesutard

Noun.

1. Describing a person who is simultaneously Christian and stupid.
2. Any person who uses their belief in Jesus Christ as an excuse to willfully ignore the natural world.

3. A person who maintains power by perpetuating Christian beliefs which contradict the realities of nature
Adjective. jesutarded

1.Tammy Faye Bakker was a famous jesutard.
2. The Pope is jesutarded

by Frosty the Cold One April 8, 2015

jesulit

dumb lit colleges that are affiliated with the jesuit order

Yo I heard Fordhams parties are pretty fun
Yeah bruh they're JESULIT

by fathermcshane September 22, 2019

jesutofunmi

It means Jesus is enough for me. Jesutofunmi are confident and bold. They are pretty, hardworking, softhearted and a rear gem. She is totally dependent on God. She is the most loving person you can ever come across. She has a large heart but guards it jealously

Waow, what a loving girl. She is a Jesutofunmi

by Pshalom February 4, 2020

Jesuits

God's personal Marine Corps.

Friggin' Franciscan's are getting their asses kicked by the Southern Baptists in Zimbabwe...send in the Jesuits!

by harry flashman July 12, 2003