jesult

When you pray to Jesus Christ and you get results.

I prayed for these new shoes to go on sale and I totally got some jesults.

jesult by Torgalicious May 14, 2011

Jesuit Mafia 

People that attended a Jesuit school and receive job opportunities and favors from another who attended a Jesuit school. It is a known common practice in the Northeast, as well as California. Schools noted for their Jesuit Mafia connections include Georgetown, Marquette, Boston College, Loyola Marymount, Santa Clara, University of San Francisco, Gonzaga, Xavier, and Creighton.

Person 1: How in the hell did Kyle get hired?

Person 2: Kyle's Jesuit Mafia. He went to Boston College. The CEO went to Georgetown.

Jesuit Mafia by ajcarm March 14, 2013

jesust

When you mean to say 'Jesus', but you're behind on evolution.

Jesust, that girl is SHAMELESS

jesust by PauI Denino November 6, 2020

jesutard

Noun.

1. Describing a person who is simultaneously Christian and stupid.
2. Any person who uses their belief in Jesus Christ as an excuse to willfully ignore the natural world.

3. A person who maintains power by perpetuating Christian beliefs which contradict the realities of nature
Adjective. jesutarded

1.Tammy Faye Bakker was a famous jesutard.
2. The Pope is jesutarded

jesutard by Frosty the Cold One April 8, 2015

jesulit 

dumb lit colleges that are affiliated with the jesuit order

Yo I heard Fordhams parties are pretty fun
Yeah bruh they're JESULIT

jesulit by fathermcshane September 22, 2019

jesutofunmi 

It means Jesus is enough for me. Jesutofunmi are confident and bold. They are pretty, hardworking, softhearted and a rear gem. She is totally dependent on God. She is the most loving person you can ever come across. She has a large heart but guards it jealously

Waow, what a loving girl. She is a Jesutofunmi

jesutofunmi by Pshalom February 4, 2020

Jesuits 

God's personal Marine Corps.

Friggin' Franciscan's are getting their asses kicked by the Southern Baptists in Zimbabwe...send in the Jesuits!

Jesuits by harry flashman July 12, 2003