Jesustini 

a mixture of every alcoholic beverage scrounged up from your cabinet poured into a water bottle. shaken, not stirred, preferably.

probably your first experience with alcohol is a Jesustini.

Jesustini by Jesus Wentz January 11, 2008

Jesustini 

a mixture of every alcoholic beverage scrounged up from your cabinet poured into a water bottle. shaken, not stirred, preferably.

probably your first experience with alcohol is a Jesustini.

Jesustini by Jesus Wentz January 11, 2008

justining 

1.) The act of eating bacon, an excessive amount of bacon
2.) The act of over glorifying Toyota's. Specifically trucks
3.) Swinging as hard as you can in the block, (in volleyball) without assessing the block

4.) Making out with really ugly girls

5.) Being a jackass about guns and hunting
6.) Being fat
7.) Thinking that Ohio is the greatest place since sliced Germany. Especially Ohio state

Dude, I was justining so hard last night.
Sorry coach, I didn't realize I was Justining.

I've been justining so often I think I have mono.

Its deer season! Time to begin justining!!

justining by meowtown23 October 20, 2014

jesustinance 

Sustinance that Christians derive from Jesus.

That drunken, gambling, cheating Christian lost everything. All that keeps him going now is Jesustinance.

jesustinance by Robopoet January 4, 2009

Justiniana 

Babe, one of a kind. Smart, funny, helpful and always there for you. Also quite adventurous but can also be quite shy.

Friend1: DUDE look at this new chick. She's a babe! Should I talk to her?

Friend2: Nahh bro, you'll scare her off.

Friend1: what's her name?!

Friend2: Justiniana

Friend1: should of known

Justiniana by SaltyAF<3 September 12, 2016

Jesusing

Verb: The act of ghosting someone, then returning a few days later.

Past tense: getting jesused

"I thought we were close, but she kept jesusing me."

Jesusing by GKH1220 May 4, 2020

jesusin 

Perfect; perfection personified.

Student: Mrs. Carter do you like my drawing?
Mrs Carter: Oh my god, Derek, its jesusin!

jesusin by Igotthedeffs August 4, 2009