Jeslut

A church going goody-two-shoes, who seems innocent and like he/she is a virgin to everyone he/she knows, but actually has quite the sex drive and knows how to satisfy it. Leads somewhat of a double life.

Hey, see that girl over there with the turtle neck sweater and cross pendant? I totally banged her last night... she's totally a Jeslut!

by hot-stuff93 July 19, 2010

jesutard

Noun.

1. Describing a person who is simultaneously Christian and stupid.
2. Any person who uses their belief in Jesus Christ as an excuse to willfully ignore the natural world.

3. A person who maintains power by perpetuating Christian beliefs which contradict the realities of nature
Adjective. jesutarded

1.Tammy Faye Bakker was a famous jesutard.
2. The Pope is jesutarded

by Frosty the Cold One April 8, 2015

jesutofunmi

It means Jesus is enough for me. Jesutofunmi are confident and bold. They are pretty, hardworking, softhearted and a rear gem. She is totally dependent on God. She is the most loving person you can ever come across. She has a large heart but guards it jealously

Waow, what a loving girl. She is a Jesutofunmi

by Pshalom February 4, 2020

jesutofunmi

An awesomely and extremely sexy guy who is good-looking, intelligent, charming dark and tall with great personality. He is strong and ambitious. A ladies-guy with the killer hot body! Hobbies are always watching ball and playing ball. A pure soul with a lovely smile and loves mama alot. He is fun to be with also, he never misses the groove. A kind of rare gem among guys!

When am bored, I go to my Jesutofunmi!

Caller- Hey, what are you doing today?
Response - am going to chill with my homie, Jesutofunmi

by Goldies February 4, 2020

Jesutomisin

n. A Nigerian born young lady, a highschool junior with the power to light up a room. A terrible morning person. Believes in God. Controls men with the will of an iron fist. Hates killjoys. Loves good fun and pulls amazing pranks. Drowns her sorrows in music.

Starts fires till her life and the ones of those around her are *burning gold*. Tommie bear, nothing brings her down.

Get back here Jesutomisin!
You are so like Jesutomisin!

by #Colormecaramel February 24, 2017

Jewslut

A mixture of a jewish person who tends to slut around a lot

Damn, look at that ho!
No wait look at her nose... She's a total jewslut!

by Thehashslingingslasher July 31, 2011

jslutsnap

Only the best of the best private Snapchat story’s. Owned by the greatest too.

jslutsnap is the best private story hands down.

by day-ting.moth January 4, 2019