Pope

An old man with a big hat and golf cart can be seen in Italy and has the ability to spit holy venom up to 25 ft
Matthew: Man that pope guy is cool
Josh: I know I saw him spit on a a dude with his holy venom
by Catholic atheist October 16, 2018
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An elderly unmarried white dude that walks around with a hat and a robe for his own pleasure, and then tells you being gay is wrong.
Person #1: The Pope just said that a 30-year-old unmarried long-haired bearded carpenter loves me.
Person #2: Jesus christ!
Person #1: Yeah, that's the one.
by Bolbolator August 03, 2008
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insulting word, to be used in place of asshole, fucker, etc.
Dude, why do you have to be such a fuckin' pope all the time?!
by Sdrawkcab October 08, 2007
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He used to be in the Hitler Youth.
Dude, did you know the Pope used to be a Nazi?
by Godden™ April 18, 2007
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The Pope is characterized as the personification of evil.

More accurately, a vessel of shape-shifting fecal matter directly puppeteered by Satan.

It's been recently demonstrated that, through a process that still baffles scientists, fecal tectonics control all observable bodily movement. New and stunningly accurate instruments have pioneered previously unattainable readings around his bodily orifices, verifying his long suspected composition.

The Pope is the Bishop of Rome, the leader of the Roman Catholic Church, and the head of state of Vatican city.

His position delivers a powerful stigma to the otherwise respectable position of "Mob boss".

Global mob boss, the current pope, Benedict XVI, was friends with late fascist Nazi, Kurt Waldheim, former head of the United Nations.

The papacy is the bottom line of fascism.

In 1933, Vatican’s secretary of state, Cardinal Eugenio Pacelli (the future Pope Pius XII), and Germany’s vice chancellor, Franz von Papen, signed a concordat between the Holy See and the German Reich.

The papacy, in bed with the Nazis, is the Zionist movement and the lordship of the Republicans.
The Pope displays his utmost faith by riding around in a bullet-proof vehicle.
by GeniusSloth September 08, 2008
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"Gays and lesbians and feminists will make the polar caps melt" said the very silly Pope.
by Diogenes Jnr December 29, 2008
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A glorified religious leader who pushes discriminatory views upon those who willingly look up to him for messages of love.

A discriminatory or bigoted person.

A person who equates the importance of saving the rainforest with that of preventing gay marriage.
Stop being such a pope by hating on gays!

Where's your compassion gone? Stop being such a pope!

I don't want to make this too full of hate, because what if people look at this and say, "Oh, I'm already anti-gay love, and look at this jerk, being a jerk." That would be pope.
by hope4pope December 23, 2008
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