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Someone entirely useless at all sporting, academic or social activity. Often with no friends. Synonymous with 'total failure'.
Look at that guy, he's such a moron. What a Bakker.
Bakker by MyNameIsMichiel January 8, 2012
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The most athletic person youll ever meet. His smile and luscius locks will steal your heart. Hes a stud.
Damn did you see Bakker yesterday.
Bakker by Marchwiany March 21, 2023

Kyle Bakker

he is tall, handsome, outgoing, funny, social, loves attention, charming, has a great smile... girls love him! hes good at volleyball, soccer, hockey, football, basketball, u name it! he can sometimes be two faced... he's nice to some ppl but can be a total jerk to some ppl. you better watch yourself because his charm and his humour will get you to fall in love with him
wow he's like a (kyle) ! no he's better.. he's a kyle bakker!!
Dayum!
Kyle Bakker by smartgirl2013 May 22, 2010

Luke Bakker 

A Downs Syndrome Who lives in swan reach He has an incredibly large scrotum which he uses for masturbational purposes only He also attempts to be good at a online moba League of Legends but all he does is feed and lose games for you
Last Night when i was playing lol and i had a Luke Bakker on my team so yeah i lost.
Luke Bakker by mr mime429 September 2, 2013

milton bakker 

a guy from Stiens who I’m in love with
milton bakker by Sjsbsjwjaka January 24, 2021

Koeken bakker 

A koeken bakker is the dutch term a clumsy or stupid person

The term is often used by parents or teachers
“Joe your such a koeken bakker
“That guy is a koeken bakker

Milton Bakker 

someone hot from Marienburg
Milton Bakker by agirlhedoesntlike February 1, 2021
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
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