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A majestic, talented, and all around amazing person. The prettiest and best person you’ll ever meet. A person with this name is basically perfect. You’ll regret it if you don’t have a friend with this name. This person is always right, and has a great personality. They’re the prettiest person in the friend group, and the most talented. People who don’t have a friend named ‘Jesuli’ don’t have a good life.
Wow, look at Jesuli! She’s so awesome!
Jesuli by SexyAlphaBeastTaco November 27, 2021
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A great and genuine person. People with this name tend to have a good sense of humor, a great personality, and is an amazing friend. Jesulis are always ready to be there for you when you need it, and make you laugh when you’re feeling down. Jesulis tend to be a smart person, and very likable. Other girls may see her as competition because she’s just that bitch. She’s an all around pretty and cute person, and she has a great ass. She’s the type of person who would go up a stranger who she thinks is lonely, and has a conversation with them. She brightens up the room when she walks in, and times are boring without her. She is genuinely a kind and empathetic person, and will know when the limit is reached often times. She cares about the people close to her, and loves joking around with them. Having the opportunity to have Jesuli in your life is a blessing to you. FIND A JESULI.
Jesuli you’re the best person I could ever meet. I’m so glad you’re in my life!
Jesuli by SexyAlphaBeastTaco November 21, 2022
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Jesuit Mafia 

People that attended a Jesuit school and receive job opportunities and favors from another who attended a Jesuit school. It is a known common practice in the Northeast, as well as California. Schools noted for their Jesuit Mafia connections include Georgetown, Marquette, Boston College, Loyola Marymount, Santa Clara, University of San Francisco, Gonzaga, Xavier, and Creighton.
Person 1: How in the hell did Kyle get hired?

Person 2: Kyle's Jesuit Mafia. He went to Boston College. The CEO went to Georgetown.
Jesuit Mafia by ajcarm March 14, 2013
Short , cute , don’t lose her trust because it’s hard to gain back. Has a lot of pain but keeps it inside . Acts ok but she isn’t . Very goofy and good vibes.very loyal and loves food
Jeslina your so pretty
jeslina by .unkown.xx December 20, 2019
dumb lit colleges that are affiliated with the jesuit order
Yo I heard Fordhams parties are pretty fun
Yeah bruh they're JESULIT
jesulit by fathermcshane September 22, 2019
Friggin' Franciscan's are getting their asses kicked by the Southern Baptists in Zimbabwe...send in the Jesuits!
Jesuits by harry flashman July 12, 2003

Jesuis Christ 

Commonly misspelled as "Jesus Christ," Jesuis Christ is a baguette seller from Canada, idolized by his fan-base known as "The Christians" for his amazing baking skills. Sadly, he was killed by his father, who then wrote his son's biography, including the gruesome facts that he was his own son's killer, and raped Jesuis' mother.
Jesuis Christ by SirQTPie June 15, 2016
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Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
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Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
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Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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