jesuloba

Very handsome and homey guy, a hopeless romantic but also unsecured. Scared to get involved in a relationship, but once in love always in love.

"My boyfriend is a hopeless romantic".
Me: i think you found yourself a jesuloba

jesuloba by Kimerlycrown August 9, 2017

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Jesuloba

Jesus is Lord or Jesus is King

e seun ooo Jesuloba
Can be used as a name

Jesuloba by afrigurl July 8, 2022

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jesuloba • jesujoba • Jesulona

jesujoba

Jesujoba also can be known as JJ. He is a caring soul and loves the ladies. His charm and confidence always makes girls fall deeply in love with him. Although he never wants the commitment of a relationship. He finds it difficult to express feelings but all his friends know how caring he is. Jesujoba is extremely funny and has a harsh sense of humour that can sometimes be taking the wrong way but deep down he has a heart of gold.

Girl: It's like he wants me to be his girlfriend, BUT WITHOUT being his girlfriend
Girl2: Thats such a Jesujoba thing to do

jesujoba by AmABarbieGirl August 21, 2018

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Jesulona

She’s an African woman, strong beautiful and dutiful. She’s intentional about her actions and she always ensure her friends are great by encouraging them to explore opportunities.

Jesulona
You need to meet Jesulona

Jesulona by Microbe February 1, 2020

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Utility beer

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.

Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.

Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022

Word of the Day on August 10, 2026

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Oinking

Police activity, especially of the non-productive type i.e. The act of setting up and patrolling speed traps, harassing or arresting people based on appearance (racial profiling), breaking up parties, any sort of cannabis bust, etc.

"Did you see all the cops on highway 6? They are oinking hard!"

"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"

Oinking by DontDrinkSoda June 29, 2013

Word of the Day on August 9, 2026

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Hopeslop

A video or picture depicting an unrealistic scenario that is often seen as hopeful but in reality, is unrealistic or otherwise rare in real life.

"0/10 hopeslop"

Hopeslop by rawmilkconsumer69 July 13, 2026

Word of the Day on August 8, 2026

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