jerkob

A jerkob or jerkobo is much like an Weebo/Otaku. Is an over obsessive fan of Japanese culture. They revolve their whole lives around anime and manga, usually with the main stream material which they used to masterbate.

Serafen: Hey KingGuy why do you watch so much anime?

KingGuy: How else am I going to get my rock's off? I am a card carrying Jerkob!

by 9821687322 August 7, 2020

Jerkoff Elbow

A tennis elbow type condition caused by excessive, frantic masturbation while viewing porn or frantic, fast masturbation caused by lack of privacy (in dorm room, in men's room at work, etc). Once the condition sets in on one arm, the jerker often switches to the other, to rest the arm which is suffering.

The porn jerker thought that the ice pack might ease his jerkoff elbow pain.

by sarasplayroom.com July 21, 2009

jerkoffagus

A secret chamber, in which the user furiously beats off till they die from chronic stroke fatigue and are entombed forever.

Stiles will no doubtably be unearthed 2000 years from now in his "jerkoffagus" with his dick still in his cold dead hand.

by Truckerclock12 December 14, 2016

jerkbender

(n) When a bender from the Avatar: The Last Airbender or Legend of Korra universe is being a jerk, he is described by the fandom as being a 'jerkbender'

Mako can't decide what girl he wants to date? What a heartless jerkbender

I can't believe Zuko insulted his uncle like that! I can't believe what a jerkbender he's being

by Chongthesingingnomad July 5, 2012

jerkoff monkey

Someone who is constantly used by others. Basically a tool of the lowest form.

"Come here you jerkoff monkey, shine these shoes for me!"

by A great person with a big load April 7, 2008

jerkomatic

adj.- an automatic boner for you to jerk off after seeing a real hot chick in any format (magazine, video, real, etc.)

1: dude! did you see that chick's ass?
2: perfect! i guess that's why jonas went to the bath..
1: total jerkomatic...i'm goin' too
2: wanker...

by Puhercules July 30, 2009

jerkbrain

The part of your brain that sabotages your self-esteem.

She asked me the question because she really wants to know and is being nice, they she doesn't know about the sneaky awful jerkbrain that’s been waiting for a question like this so it can go to town. (Thanks to Captain Awkward.)

by clairedammit December 26, 2011