Puhercules's definitions

wikiposer

one who pretends to know it all, but the source of info is wikipedia..they even quote exactly as written in the article and denial is always part of their personality

regular dude: i love the way minne riperton sings..
wikiposer: Riperton is perhaps best remembered today for her ability to sing in the whistle register, in which she had rare facility.

OR they even citate what they shouldn't

regular dude: shit, i love beer..
wikiposer: Beer is the world's oldest1 and most widely consumed2 alcoholic beverage and the third most popular drink overall after water and tea - see image above-
regular dude: wtf?

by Puhercules May 17, 2010

drunk

the perfect camouflage to blend in

i gotta be drunk in order to have friends...

by Puhercules May 9, 2010

Husband's Duty

A status where you MOST forget bout your social life or any fun activity to remember you are married, and that includes doing the shittiest duties a man can ever be asked to do...

-Jenny's gotta period and she needs some tampons...i'm now on husband's duty

by Puhercules May 8, 2010

babyshitter

a bitch who fucks without protection, therefore shits babies...

Pamela Anderson is a babyshitter and i'm surprised Paris Hilton doesn't enter this definition..

by Puhercules May 8, 2010

where have you been?

the question every man fears...

wife: where have you been?
husband: ...

by Puhercules May 8, 2010

guillotine

v. to hide a boner putting your penis in the natural/straight-up position. The penis log is well hidden and unnoticed, but the head exceeds the part where your belt fits...if someone lifts your shirt, they'll see your head saying hi

i had to guillotine my penis so my teacher didn't notice my boner when he asked me to pass up to the blackoboard...

by Puhercules May 8, 2010

intellectual boner

a boner you get while reading erotic material

i figured out to add intellectual boner to urban dictionary afer reading the little novel in the horny definition...dunno why

by Puhercules May 8, 2010