jerkomatic

adj.- an automatic boner for you to jerk off after seeing a real hot chick in any format (magazine, video, real, etc.)

1: dude! did you see that chick's ass?
2: perfect! i guess that's why jonas went to the bath..
1: total jerkomatic...i'm goin' too
2: wanker...

by Puhercules July 30, 2009

babyshitter

a bitch who fucks without protection, therefore shits babies...

Pamela Anderson is a babyshitter and i'm surprised Paris Hilton doesn't enter this definition..

by Puhercules May 08, 2010

guillotine

v. to hide a boner putting your penis in the natural/straight-up position. The penis log is well hidden and unnoticed, but the head exceeds the part where your belt fits...if someone lifts your shirt, they'll see your head saying hi

i had to guillotine my penis so my teacher didn't notice my boner when he asked me to pass up to the blackoboard...

by Puhercules May 08, 2010

work

the only known way by men to prevent being stuck at home with a whining ass bitch wife and avoid giving away half your properties thru a divorce...not fun, but necessary

also a great excuse to be a cheater, avoid social acitivities boring for men, watch football w/friends, etc...really handy

Example 1:

whining ass bitch demanding by cp to husband: bring me a burger!
husband: can't sweetie :S i'm at work

(while a stripper shakes her ass

on your face..)

Example 2:

wife: remember we've got dinner tonight with my parents..(on monday night football)
husband: sorry sweetheart, i've got a pile of files my boss wants for tomorrow at 7

by Puhercules August 06, 2009

fart

1) sigh of the soul

2) male's business card

1
a: your farts smell like play-doh
b: correction, my soul smells like play-doh...

2
i made many friends yesterday because my farts smelled like shit...

by Puhercules April 29, 2010

wikiposer

one who pretends to know it all, but the source of info is wikipedia..they even quote exactly as written in the article and denial is always part of their personality

regular dude: i love the way minne riperton sings..
wikiposer: Riperton is perhaps best remembered today for her ability to sing in the whistle register, in which she had rare facility.

OR they even citate what they shouldn't

regular dude: shit, i love beer..
wikiposer: Beer is the world's oldest1 and most widely consumed2 alcoholic beverage and the third most popular drink overall after water and tea - see image above-
regular dude: wtf?

by Puhercules May 17, 2010

intellectual boner

a boner you get while reading erotic material

i figured out to add intellectual boner to urban dictionary afer reading the little novel in the horny definition...dunno why

by Puhercules May 08, 2010