jerkomatic

adj.- an automatic boner for you to jerk off after seeing a real hot chick in any format (magazine, video, real, etc.)

1: dude! did you see that chick's ass?
2: perfect! i guess that's why jonas went to the bath..
1: total jerkomatic...i'm goin' too
2: wanker...

jerkomatic by Puhercules July 30, 2009

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jerkmaica

A relatively small island where jerks are frequently sent to.

Yo homie! You be gettin deep sixed soz yall best be takin a trip to JERKMACA!

jerkmaica by Smitty Joe May 18, 2005

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jerkomatic • Jerkatic • jerkmaica • jerkmaican

jerkmaican

A seemingly normal guy with a sexy accent who turns into a d-bag post coitus.

Misleading their prey with their deep island voice as bait. Once captured the beauty goes away and the jerk is revealed.

He seemed so cool but in the end he was just a jerkmaican.

jerkmaican by artfreek November 15, 2013

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Jerkatic

Someone who masturbates more than they should, or is addicted to jacking off.

Eric N. is a jerkatic, he masturbates 43 times a day.

Jerkatic by Nooniieboo January 31, 2009

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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love peace and chicken grease

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"

Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease

love peace and chicken grease by Adronna July 19, 2003

Word of the Day on June 24, 2026

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