jerkomatic

adj.- an automatic boner for you to jerk off after seeing a real hot chick in any format (magazine, video, real, etc.)

1: dude! did you see that chick's ass?
2: perfect! i guess that's why jonas went to the bath..
1: total jerkomatic...i'm goin' too
2: wanker...

by Puhercules July 30, 2009

jerkmaica

A relatively small island where jerks are frequently sent to.

Yo homie! You be gettin deep sixed soz yall best be takin a trip to JERKMACA!

by Smitty Joe May 18, 2005

jerkmaican

A seemingly normal guy with a sexy accent who turns into a d-bag post coitus.

Misleading their prey with their deep island voice as bait. Once captured the beauty goes away and the jerk is revealed.

He seemed so cool but in the end he was just a jerkmaican.

by artfreek November 15, 2013

Jerkatic

Someone who masturbates more than they should, or is addicted to jacking off.

Eric N. is a jerkatic, he masturbates 43 times a day.

by Nooniieboo January 31, 2009