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The part of your brain that sabotages your self-esteem.

She asked me the question because she really wants to know and is being nice, they she doesn't know about the sneaky awful jerkbrain that’s been waiting for a question like this so it can go to town. (Thanks to Captain Awkward.)

jerkbrain by clairedammit December 26, 2011

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Jerebrain

when your brain misfires continously

Wow dude, that was a total jerebrain moment!

Jerebrain by lilchumchum April 11, 2021

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Jerkbait

Somebody who is a (common) target for furious masturbation fantasies. often used as an insult.

"Shut up, Jerkbait."

Jerkbait by B@byQu33$H December 14, 2016

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jerkbang

The act of intercourse shortly after masturbation. usually in an attempt to last longer during sex.

I have little choice but to jerkbang that cute lady tonight since I currently suffer from premature ejaculation.

jerkbang by Zuubat February 12, 2015

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Jekaraing

Jekaraing is a phenomenon where you impulsively do something just because you can. This often ends with the individual not caring about their actions or getting annoyed with the aftermath.

I heard Hayden has been jekaraing a lot lately.

Jekaraing by lilaccc October 12, 2021

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Jerkstain

The whitish stain left on any object resulting from male masturbation.

You goddamn jerkstain!!!

Jerkstain by Jewbitch March 29, 2007

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jerkrinitis

a mental disease with no cure that even an asylum won’t help.

an actual jerk is an example

OMG HE HAS JERKRINITIS!!!!

jerkrinitis by Changinamo November 19, 2019

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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Dutty

Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".

"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"

Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003

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Ajumma

korean word for madam, older woman

Ajumma wait a moment

Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009

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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.

Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade

Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026

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floxi

Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).

After we broke up, he was floxi to me.

floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009

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leafers

NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.

New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.

leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005

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