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jerkbrain 

The part of your brain that sabotages your self-esteem.
She asked me the question because she really wants to know and is being nice, they she doesn't know about the sneaky awful jerkbrain that’s been waiting for a question like this so it can go to town. (Thanks to Captain Awkward.)
jerkbrain by clairedammit December 26, 2011
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Jerebrain 

when your brain misfires continously
Wow dude, that was a total jerebrain moment!
Jerebrain by lilchumchum April 11, 2021

Jerkbait 

Somebody who is a (common) target for furious masturbation fantasies. often used as an insult.
"Shut up, Jerkbait."
Jerkbait by B@byQu33$H December 14, 2016

jerkbang 

The act of intercourse shortly after masturbation. usually in an attempt to last longer during sex.
I have little choice but to jerkbang that cute lady tonight since I currently suffer from premature ejaculation.
jerkbang by Zuubat February 12, 2015
Jekaraing is a phenomenon where you impulsively do something just because you can. This often ends with the individual not caring about their actions or getting annoyed with the aftermath.
I heard Hayden has been jekaraing a lot lately.
Jekaraing by lilaccc October 12, 2021
The whitish stain left on any object resulting from male masturbation.
You goddamn jerkstain!!!
Jerkstain by Jewbitch March 29, 2007

jerkrinitis 

a mental disease with no cure that even an asylum won’t help.

an actual jerk is an example
OMG HE HAS JERKRINITIS!!!!
jerkrinitis by Changinamo November 19, 2019
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
Word of the Day on September 16, 2026

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him
friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.
I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.
endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026
Word of the Day on September 14, 2026
A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.
Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”
caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026
Word of the Day on September 13, 2026
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