jeeved

To stalk someone of a higher social status, and leaving your mark on that person.

James totally Jeeved on Natasha, and now no one wants to be around her.

jeeved by GrecaHabal August 6, 2011

Grodi Jeeves 

It’s when you insert your thumb in the ass of a man while simultaneously cupping his balls with the same hand and stroking him off with your other hand- all while kissing.

I just received the most amazing Grodi Jeeves from Jodi Greeves.

Grodi Jeeves by Grodi Jeeves December 3, 2020

Jeevesh 

Jeevesh is a fine specimen of human nature and is an intellectual who is often reffered to as JAGSLATT by others, he is a secretive person and nobody really knows what Jeevesh may be upto. Sometimes Jeevesh can show signs of extreme hostility towards strangers or his peers but is generally a very calm person. His peers do not let anyone disrespect him and he can steal the heart of your mother.

Random person- "hide your mothers Jeevesh is coming"
Jeevesh- "yes"

Jeevesh by Lord Bunji September 14, 2021

Ask Jeeves 

(n.) The most fucked search engine ever. Typing in the word will bring up page upon page of irrelevant crap, all pertaining to the same subject. the sex.com search engine is more likely to give you the answers you need. Jeeves has an annoying tendancy to hide the most popular and information-filled results several pages back while giving you fanboy websites and advertisements that merely mention the subject first.

I hate ask.co.uk


I shall hit it with my hating stick.

Ask Jeeves by Kung-Fu Jesus May 9, 2004

ask jeeves 

A dumbass man on the internet, you can't get a straight answer from jeeves.

Jeeves-Ask me a question
Me-Where can i find pictures of men in the nude?
Jeeves-The answer is, Carpet right the number one place for carpets.
Me-AHHHHHHHHH!

ask jeeves by GirlSkater February 3, 2004

jeeves

1. Person: Reginald Jeeves.

Arguably British novellist P.G. Wodehouse's most famous creation, Reginald Jeeves is the consummate Gentleman's Personal Gentleman. He serves as valet (not butler, mind you) to Bertram Wilberforce Wooster, a genial young member of the idle rich in fictional 1920's England. Jeeves is almost unnaturally competent, and his role in the books is to fish Bertie and his pals out of the many and various scrapes they get themselves into. This often involves getting Bertie un-engaged and sorting out troubles with uncles and aunts. So legendary is his brain (so large that his head sticks out in the back), that his help is often enlisted by Bertie's friends and relatives as well.

Jeeves is perpetually poised, and is portrayed by Bertie (who narrates the books) as an almost superhuman figure, 'gliding' and 'shimmering' in and out of rooms. His speech is convoluted yet precise, and he often quotes great works of literature to assist his point. He rarely shows any expression save a slight twitch of the mouth or a raise of the eyebrow, but to one well-versed in reading 'the Jeevesian dial' as Bertie would have it, he can be even more expressive than the most extroverted of people.

In the early nineties' ITV series 'Jeeves and Wooster,' he was portrayed (marvellously) by Stephen Fry, to Hugh Laurie's Bertie Wooster.

2. A stereotypical name often used in fiction for a male retainer of any variety, be he butler, valet, footman, chauffeur, etc. This springs, of course, from the Jeeves books.

3. Related- 'Jeevesian', adjective- as Jeeves would do. Eg: in the manner typical of a perfect servant, valet, or butler

'There are moments, Jeeves, when one asks oneself, "Do trousers matter?"'

‘The mood will pass, sir.’

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'But as I always say: Jeeves moves in mysterious ways, his wonders to perform.'

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'Jeeves! Never had I been quite so glad to see the dependable black bowler hat and implacable phizog of my valet, and many times have I been glad to see the chap, he having extricated myself and many friends of self from uncountable sticky circs.'

jeeves by Culumacilinte October 26, 2007

jeeves

1. Generic name for a butler, generally informal and rude.
2. Mascot of search engine ask.com

Both are derived from the fiction of P. G. Wodehouse, whose character Jeeves quickly became known as more than a mere butler but something of a hidden genius, for Jeeves had the answers to everything.

1. "Hey Jeeves, disappear! I've got some private buiness I need to attend to."

2. When his master enquires about newts, Jeeves responds,"Oh, yes, sir. The aquatic members of the family Salamandridae which
constitute the genus Molge." -from the novel Right Ho, Jeeves!

jeeves by sandi June 6, 2004