jeezed 

to get ripped off

"swiss chalet jeezed me with my coupons!"

jeezed by mel_a December 28, 2008

jeezed 

Enhiliated in any and everyway
can be used for anything associated with "bad"

i got jeezed at hockey last night
i jeezed joe when he tried to jook me
while i was geeving, i jeezed my bro for snitching on me, for jooking him... he got merked nawt, he got JEEZED

jeezed by Peter Ferraro February 24, 2008

jeezed up 

Derogatory word for going to church, usually reserved for referring to other people or when one has to go to church when they don't want to.

I just walked past two kids carrying cateschism textbooks. I bet they were going to get jeezed up.
OR
When I was a kid my parents used to make me go get jeezed up every Sunday morning.

jeezed up by Rev. Pasternack April 24, 2008

Jerzed 

To repeatedly and intentionally lie, bullshit, exaggerate or tell make-believe fantasies in social settings in order to contribute or fit in. To jerz someone actually has a negative effect, as it contributes nothing, aggravates those present, and decreases group IQ, intelligence, and morale.

Non-jerzer: "Hey man, I have 2 dogs and they are sick"

Jerzer: "Oh that sucks. I have 24 champion bull terriers and they have AIDS"

Non-jerzer: "Shut the fuck up man. You jerzed me. Stop fucking lying and telling bullshit just to hear yourself talk"

Jerzed by therealSHAC November 27, 2009

Jezzed 

When you get something completely and terribly wrong.

You Jezzed the carpet just like you Jezzed the directions, Dad! He Jezzed it.

Jezzed by Ricky Rape September 12, 2013

Jeezled 

To be fuckled

You bastard, you jeezled me!

Jeezled by Travoltine August 7, 2008

Jeezer 

slang regarding Jesus Christ.

Jeezer will pwn j00!

you need Jeezer...

Jeezer by ZeppelinManiac October 18, 2008