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jeezed

"swiss chalet jeezed me with my coupons!"
by mel_a December 28, 2008
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jeezed

Enhiliated in any and everyway
can be used for anything associated with "bad"
i got jeezed at hockey last night
i jeezed joe when he tried to jook me
while i was geeving, i jeezed my bro for snitching on me, for jooking him... he got merked nawt, he got JEEZED
by Peter Ferraro February 24, 2008
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jeezed up

Derogatory word for going to church, usually reserved for referring to other people or when one has to go to church when they don't want to.
I just walked past two kids carrying cateschism textbooks. I bet they were going to get jeezed up.
OR
When I was a kid my parents used to make me go get jeezed up every Sunday morning.
by Rev. Pasternack April 24, 2008
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Jerzed

To repeatedly and intentionally lie, bullshit, exaggerate or tell make-believe fantasies in social settings in order to contribute or fit in. To jerz someone actually has a negative effect, as it contributes nothing, aggravates those present, and decreases group IQ, intelligence, and morale.
Non-jerzer: "Hey man, I have 2 dogs and they are sick"

Jerzer: "Oh that sucks. I have 24 champion bull terriers and they have AIDS"

Non-jerzer: "Shut the fuck up man. You jerzed me. Stop fucking lying and telling bullshit just to hear yourself talk"
by therealSHAC November 27, 2009
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Jezzed

When you get something completely and terribly wrong.
You Jezzed the carpet just like you Jezzed the directions, Dad! He Jezzed it.
by Ricky Rape September 12, 2013
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Jeezled

You bastard, you jeezled me!
by Travoltine August 7, 2008
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Jeezer

slang regarding Jesus Christ.
Jeezer will pwn j00!

you need Jeezer...
by ZeppelinManiac October 18, 2008
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